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Alan B'Stard (Character)
from "The New Statesman" (1987)

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Overview

Alternate Names:
Alan B'stard

Filmography

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  1. "This Week"
        - Episode dated 11 May 2006 (2006) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall

  2. "The New Statesman"
        - A B'Stard Exposed (1994) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall (as Alan B'stard)
        - The Irresistible Rise of Alan B'Stard (1992) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall
        - A Bigger Splash (1992) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall
        - Heil and Farewell (1992) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall
        - Speaking in Tongues (1992) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall
          (24 more)
  3. A. B'Stard Exposed (1994) (TV) Played by Rik Mayall

  4. Comic Relief (1988) (TV) Played by Rik Mayall
Archive Footage:
  1. TV's Nastiest Villains (2014) (TV) Played by Rik Mayall
  2. "Comedy Classics"
        - The New Statesman (2008) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall
  3. "Comedy Connections"
        - Birds of a Feather (2004) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall
  4. "The Greatest"
        - 100 Greatest TV Characters (2001) TV episode, Played by Rik Mayall
  5. Comic Relief: Behind the Nose (1992) (TV) Played by Rik Mayall (as Alan B'stard)

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Fun Stuff

Quotes:
From "The New Statesman: The Wapping Conspiracy (#2.3)" (1989)
House of Commons Speaker: Now, Mr. B'stard, you've heard the evidence of the manager of the Royal Excelcier Hotel, who saw you book in in the company of several underage girls.
Alan B'Stard: [Slight chuckle] Yes. I am the Parlimentary Advisor to the Young Lady's Recreational Association, and so, naturally, I wanted to find out what young ladies like to do for fun.
House of Commons Speaker: And what did they do for fun on the night of May the 14th?
Alan B'Stard: [Chuckling to himself] They sang "Ging Gang Goolie".
House of Commons Speaker: [Not amused] "Ging Gang Goolie"?
Judge: Didn't you ever go camping? If you don't know, it goes
[singing]
Judge: Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha.
Judge, Young Lady's Recreation Association Members: [singing] Ging gang goo Ging gang goo Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha...
Judge: [Slamming down his gabel] I don't think so!
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