Dr. Leo Spaceman
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Dr. Leo Spaceman (Character)
from "30 Rock" (2006)

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"30 Rock: Fireworks (#1.18)" (2007)
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I have the results of your DNA Test, now, I am very serious about doctor/patient confidentiality, so I am gunna have to ask that all four of us keep this to ourselves.

Tracy Jordan: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be.

Tracy Jordan: Dr. Spacemen, when they check my DNA, will it tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM PIN code?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be.

Dr. Leo Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up.
[Chuckles]
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Hmm, different time in the '60s.


"30 Rock: Flu Shot (#3.8)" (2009)
Dr. Spaceman: When is modern science going to find a cure for a woman's mouth?

Dr. Spaceman: If you want a shot, you're gonna have to dance for it.
Dr. Spaceman: [Liz dances] Very nice.

Dr. Leo Spaceman: If you want the shot... you're going to have to dance for it.


"30 Rock: Succession (#2.13)" (2008)
Jack Donaghy: Couldn't you just inject something right into his heart?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I'd love to, but we have no way of knowing where the heart is. See, every human is different.

Dr. Leo Spaceman: Is it 411 or 911?
[Dials three numbers]
Dr. Leo Spaceman: New York. Uhhh... Diabetes repair, I guess?


"30 Rock: Retreat to Move Forward (#3.9)" (2009)
Tracy Jordan: So how bad is diabetes, really?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Quite serious. If left untreated you could lose a foot.
Tracy Jordan: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from the Jetsons?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.


"30 Rock: Hiatus (#1.21)" (2007)
Liz Lemon: [gasping at Dr. Spaceman covered in blood] Ah!
Dr. Leo Spaceman: What? This? No, no. I was at a costume party earlier this evening, and the hostess's dog attacked me so... I had to stab it.


"30 Rock: When It Rains, It Pours (#5.2)" (2010)
Dr. Spaceman: [to Mrs. Jordan as she is in labor] Calm down, everything is fine, I just administered an epidural. Would you like one, too?


"30 Rock: The Baby Show (#1.9)" (2007)
Dr. Leo Spaceman: [answering phone] This is Dr. Leo Spaceman.
Liz Lemon: [confused] Oh, hi. I'm sorry, I got this number under fertility in the Writers Guild Health Manual?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I'm also listed under meth addiction and child psychiatry. So, what can I help you with? I should start by saying that I can't personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.


"30 Rock: Sun Tea (#4.6)" (2009)
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.


"30 Rock: The Rural Juror (#1.10)" (2007)
Jack: We have a product we want you to give an endorsement to.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I'll do it! What is it?
Jack: It's called a Tracey Jordan Meat Machine, it's a duel press grill.
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Say no more, if it's giving people meat, then I'm on board.


"30 Rock: The Funcooker (#3.14)" (2009)
Dr. Leo Spaceman: [watching a lab rat clawing at its window] He's been doing that for almost 8 hours, Dr. Vicki. You know what I like to do for 8 hours? A TV guide crossword puzzle.