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: What you need is a good bodyguard. Ronald Kornblow
: What I need is a good body. The one I've got isn't worth guarding.
: I be-a you bodyguard! I watch-a you like a mother watches a baby! Ronald Kornblow
: Is the mother pretty? Corbaccio
: Why? Ronald Kornblow
: Well, if she is, you watch the baby, I'll watch the mother!
: [Sitting down at the piano to play with the hotel's orchestra
] We're gonna' play a little classical number. We're gonna' play the Second Movement from "The Beer Barrel Polka".
: [Bumping into an Arab street vendor selling clothing
] You gotta' be careful with those guys: they take you to the cleaners.
: [the bottle of champagne they've just uncorked turns out to be empty
] Hey, you cheap crook, that bottle's empty! Ronald Kornblow
: That's "dry" champagne!