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: Ash... Ashley
: Okay, I know mom and Jeff said only one friend each, but... JT
: But nothing, Ashley. Its a pleasure to spend this fine evening with such lovely young ladies.
[winks at Paige
: Did that *thing* just wink at me?
: When did that break? Toby
: Last night. When you were dancing with Liberty. When you were strung out on E. What were you thinking, Ash? Ashley
: What was I thinking? What were you and JT doing with E in the first place? Toby
: I know, I know, it was dangerous! Ashley
: Not to mention totally illegal!
: Last day of school, here I come.
: He scores... scores again that is... wait until I tell JT - he'll be so jealous. Hazel
: No, because you're not telling him. Sean Cameron
: Why? It's just some stupid dare. Jimmy
: Because she's too embarrassed to tell anyone she macked a total geek... even as a dare. Sean Cameron
: That's great, Hazel... very evolved. Hazel
: Hey, I don't make the rules. Sean Cameron
: No, you just follow them.
: I dare you to kiss Toby. Toby
: Jimmy! Sean Cameron
: On the lips! Like you mean it!
: Why do you think I'm here? Toby
: Because your shoes didn't match your purse?
[JT has just had a wet dream
: Who was it about? JT
: Your mom.
: [JT, sleeping in the top bunk, has a wet dream about Liberty
] You had a wet dream, three feet above my head?
: I've been thinking, there are some upsides to love: Emma got the day off, Simpson cancelled homework and strippers. Toby
: Because when I think of love I always think of strippers.
: We'll still be closer than either of us have come to seeing a real live naked woman. Toby
: Except for the time you walked in on your grandma in the shower. JT
: We both agreed that never happened.
: I'm gonna be the first Jewish monk.
: You like her, she likes you... Toby
: Her brother likes to maim and kill. JT
: With his teeth.
: So, ready for Day 1 of the rest of our junior high lives?
: Why spend more time at school than you already have to? Toby Isaacs
: You're going out for basketball. Sean Cameron
: My social worker says it's beneficial. Personally, I couldn't give a rat's ... Archie 'Snake' Simpson
: [running into the room