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Art Land (Character)
from Mars Attacks! (1996)

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Mars Attacks! (1996)
Art Land: I'm not a crook, I'm ambitious. There's a difference.

Art Land: [Repeatedly] Wow!

[Pitching a hotel-casino idea]
Art Land: If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.

Art Land: Even in a time of intergalactic crisis, people still want to roll them bones.

Barbara Land: Do you have to drink in front of me?
Art Land: You're an adult. Cope.

Art Land: I'd been thinkin' about Mars when there wasn't no Mars.