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: [as Argan, gruffly
] It's about time! I could've died twice in the time it took you to get here! Toinette
: Master, I came running as fast as I can. When was the last time you got up and ran? Wishbone
: It's 8:29, time for my 17th pill! Bring me some water, you fool, and take care not to spill! Toinette
: Again, Master Argan? You just had your last. Wishbone
: You dolt! You moron! I'm dying! Make it fast! My heart's palpitating! I've got a stitch! Toinette
: All you've got is money; you're making poor doctors rich.
: Bring me my daughter! Toinette
: Your daughter? Wishbone
: My daughter! I mean Angelique! Go get her! Toinette
: I'm going, you crusty antique! Wishbone
: Oh! I shouldn't be running! Oh! If I'd caught her I'd sock her. Ouch! I need an injection, better call the doctor.
: Let me ask you one simple thing. Wishbone
: [as Argan
] I am, go ahead! Toinette
: Master, I hate to bring this up but, are you REALLY sick? Wishbone
: Am I really sick? Are you dumb, dense or thick? Look at me, Toinette! I'm as sick as a dog! My stomach's a mess and my head's in a fog! I can barely stand up, I can hardly move! Toinette
: So nothing I say can change you or prove that you are wrong. But if you're really ill, go see a doctor and then pay the bill.
: [as Argan
] Where is my daughter? I need her right now. Toinette
: She waits in the hall, so don't have a cow.
: I won't let you do it. Wishbone
: Won't let me? My servant, you just blew it!