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[the players are touching a post as they walk into the locker room
] Frank Gaits
: Why do you idiots do that after you've lost? Ray Mitchell
: It's for good luck, man. Danny Hemmerling
: After 15 straight losses, I say we find something else to rub. Pablo Garcia
: How about Triscuitt's head? Triscuitt Messmer
: Hey, don't even think about touching me anywhere. Jose Martinez
: [stops reaching for it
] Fatty pants. Whitt Bass
: You know, maybe we should do this *before* we lose.
: I want you all here, in uniform, at 9 tomorrow! We're going back to work on fundamentals!
[the team groans
] Ray Mitchell
: Fundamentals? In the middle of the season? Norton
: I thought the game started at 1. George Knox
: It DOES start at 1. And you're a jack-ass! Norton
: No, I'm a pitcher.
[Knox storms off
] Whitt Bass
: Well, you're a pitcher and a jack-ass. Jose Martinez
: Si, it's very common.
: Hey, let's keep the profanity down! Angel players
: HUH? George Knox
: I mean it! No swearing! Ray Mitchell
: That eliminates all speech for most of the team.