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Hulk Hogan (Character)
from "Rock 'n' Wrestling" (1985)

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"The A-Team: Body Slam (#4.7)" (1985)
Mean Gene Okerlund: Another successful title defense for the heavyweight champion of the world, my guest at this time: Hulk Hogan, and what a battle that one was!
Hulk Hogan: Well you know, Mean Gene, ever since I won the WWF World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight title, man, I've been on one heck of a roll. I've been to Tokyo, Japan, Africa, Asia, Bankok and all point in between. And you know something? I've defended this thing succesfully everywhere I went. But I'm really excited, Mean Gene, because coming up here in a few days, man, I'm comming to my own home town, L.A., brother, Los Angeles, California. And more than that, all the money, all the Hulkamaniacs, all the Hulkamania running wild, all that money from all my people, I'm donating that money to my favorite charity, Mean Gene.

"B.A." Baracus: Good to see you, man, you're looking great!
Hulk Hogan: Mean, clean, human destruction machine!
"B.A." Baracus: Yeah!
Face: [to Hannibal] Regular mutual appreciation society.

Hulk Hogan: I'm glad you could make it. You know, I had a heck of a time locating you dudes.
Murdock: Mr. Hogan, this is truly an amazing pleasure. I have been a wrestling devotee since I was five years old Bruno Sammartino, Bobo Brasil...
Hulk Hogan: Hey, both fine wrestlers!
Murdock: I always dreamed of being a professional wrestler myself, you know, but look, look at how I turned out.

"Hannibal" Smith: You two met in 'Nam, huh?
Hulk Hogan: Yeah, B.A. was the baddest dude I ever met in 'Nam.
Murdock: B.A. says he saved your life over there.
Hulk Hogan: Hey, he didn't save my life, I saved his live.
"B.A." Baracus: No man, you get it all wrong, you've been getting it mixed up for years, man. Don't you remember Da Nang and the tent I visit?
Hulk Hogan: Yeah when we were pinned down in the hut.
Hulk Hogan, "B.A." Baracus: And you took a shell that knocked you cold
Hulk Hogan: You took the shell!
"B.A." Baracus: No, you took the shell!
[they angrily but heads]
"Hannibal" Smith: I think they both took the shell.

Hulk Hogan: What's the plan, Hannibal?
"Hannibal" Smith: We go to Pappa Kotero and we say... where did you hide it?

"The A-Team: The Trouble with Harry (#4.21)" (1986)
Hannibal Smith: Ok, I gotta get the money out of the trunk. You go over there and 'entertain' those guys in blue.
Hulk Hogan: Heh. Hey man, forget it. I'm a wrestler, not an entertainer.

Harry: You know, life's a lot like a boxing match, I guess. You keep getting pounded and pounded and everybody thinks you're going down for the count. You can still win in the late rounds if you come back. Ain't that right, Hulk?
Hulk Hogan: Couldn't have said it better myself, Harry.

Hulk Hogan: What's the plan, Hannibal?
B.A. Baracus: Front door, I know you're gonna say the front door. We always go through the front door. I'm sick and tired of going through the front door.
Hannibal: You got a better idea, B.A., I'm ready.

WrestleMania III (1987) (TV)
Vince McMahon: Heavyweight champion of the world in the locker room just one hour away from his moment of destiny.
Hulk Hogan: Well you know they said it was my last ride man! Yesterday when I finished hanging and banging. When I jumped on the Harley man. As I went thru the intersection. As I headed for the mountains, some of the nonbelievers in the gym said "See ya later Hulkster man! This is your last ride." Tate me alive brothers. When I felt the fury. As I ripped. As I tore this shirt As I headed for the sunset man. I looked down brothers. And as the sun beamed off the golden eyes, I realized that sooner or later, you gotta live and die and you gotta face the truth. And for you Andre the Giant, it's time to face the truth brother. Because when I think about what you and I have to do man. What I have to do is nothing. All I have to do is merely beat a seven foot four 550 pound giant. But Andre, you've gotta face the truth brother. In its purest form man. The purest truth there is man. The training, saying your prayers, eating the vitamins. And to beat me man, You've got to beat every little Hulkamaniac, every little Hulkster in the world. Everyone that plays it straight. All the ones that don't take any shortcuts brother. And they usually say "If the dirty air don't get you, the politicians will." But in this case. It's going to be Hulkamania. And the reason it's going to get you man, it's the purest form of the truth there is. And I can't wait to see you go down at the feet of Hulkamania in front of 90,000 plus in the Silverdome. What you gonna do Andre The Giant when the real truth, the 24 inch pythons and Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Gene Okerlund: Moments away from the biggest heavyweight title defense of this man ever. Hulk Hogan, you've got to be ready.
Hulk Hogan: Well you know, the whole Pontiac, Michigan recovers man. I'm glad I snuck in early last night brother. I didn't realize the interstates, the Pontiac Silverdome was in danger. Not the 90,000 plus on the inside. It's the 90,000 plus on the outside of the Silverdome. Those are the ones I'm worried about, because when I get my hands on that big nasty giant. When he faces the truth. When he feels the wrath of Hulkamania. The day the whole Earth is going to shake. What are those 90,000 plus Hulkamaniacs on the outside gonna think? I'm not worried about the people on the closed circuit. I'm not worried about the people all around the world. They'll see it! But the intensity of Hulkamania. The way it's turned this whole state upside down. The way the whole world's turned upside down. What are they gonna think? When the giant hits the ground, he feels the wrath of Hulkamania and the whole world shakes at my feet?
Gene Okerlund: We could conceivably blow the roof off this great facility, the Silverdome.

Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990)
Hulk Hogan: Gremlins? In this theater? Now?

Hulk Hogan: Okay you guys, listen up! People pay good money to see this movie! When they go out to a theater they want cold sodas, hot popcorn, and no monsters in the projection booth! Do I have to come up there myself? Do you think the Gremsters can stand up to the Hulkster? Well, if I were you, I'd run the rest of Gremlins 2! Right now! Sorry folks, it won't happen again.
[theater audience applauds and cheers]

WrestleMania V (1989) (TV)
Hulk Hogan: Watcha gonna do? When the 24 inch pythons and Hulkamania destroy you!
[poses into camera]

WCW Bash at the Beach (2000) (TV)
[when Jeff Jarrett is instructed by Vince Russo to lay down for Hollywood Hogan]
Hollywood Hogan: Is this your deal, Russo? That's why this company's in the damn shape it's in, because of bullshit like this!

WCW Bash at the Beach (1996) (TV)
Gene Okerlund: Hulk Hogan, excuse me. Excuse me. What in the world are you thinking?
Hulk Hogan: Mean Gene the first thing you gotta do is to tell these people to shut up if they want to hear what I've gotta say.
Gene Okerlund: I have been with you for so many years for you to join up with the likes of these two men absoulutely makes me SICK to my stomach! And I think that these people here and a lot of people around the whole wrestling world have had just about enough of this man and this man and you want to put yourself in this group? You've gotta be... kidding me!
Hulk Hogan: Well the first thing you've gotta realize brother is that this right here is the future of wrestling. You can call this the New World Order of wrestling brother. These two men came from a great big organization up north and everybody was wondering about who the third man was. Well who knows more about that organization than me brother?
Gene Okerlund: I've been there and done that. You have made the wrong decision in my opinion.
Hulk Hogan: Well let me tell you something, I made that orgainization brother! I made the people rich up there. I made the people that ran that organization rich up there. And when it all came to pass, the name Hulk Hogan, the man Hulk Hogan got bigger than the entire organization brother! And then Billionaire Ted amigo, he wanted to talk turkey with Hulk Hogan. Well Billionaire Ted promised me movies brother. Billionaire Ted promised me millions of dollars. And Billionaire Ted promised me world caliber matches. And as far as Billionaire Ted, Eric Bischoff and entire WCW goes, I'm bored brother. That's why I want these two guys here, these so called Outsiders, these are the men I want as my friends. They are the new blood of professional wrestling and not only are we going to take over the whole wrestling business, with Hulk Hogan, the new blood and the monsters with me. We will destroy everything in our path Mean Gene.
Gene Okerlund: [refering to the increasing garbage being thrown in the ring] Look at all of this crap in this ring! This is what's in the future for you if you want to hang around the likes of this man Hall, and this man Nash.
Hulk Hogan: As far as I'm concerned, all this crap in this ring represents these fans out here. For two years brother! For two years, I held my head high. I did everything for the charities. I did everything for the kids. And the reception I got when came out here, you fans can stick it brother. Because if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, you people wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, Eric Bischoff would still be selling meat from a truck in Minneapolis. And if it wasn't for Hulk Hogan, all of these "Johnny come latelys" that you see out here wrestling wouldn't be here. I was selling the world out brother while they were bumming gas to put in their car to get to high school. So the way it is now brother, with Hulk Hogan and the New World Organization of wrestling brother, me and the new blood by my side. Whatcha gonna do when the New World Order runs wild on you? Whatcha gonna do?
[Grabs Mean Gene]
Hulk Hogan: What are you gonna do?
Gene Okerlund: Hey, don't touch me! Don't touch me, I'm going to see the lawyers! Tony, Dusty, Bobby, Dammit let's get back to you!
Tony Schiavone: All right. We have seen the end of Hulkamania. For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, for Dusty Rhodes, For "Mean" Gene Okerlund, I don't know... I'm Tony Schiavone. Hulk Hogan, you can go to hell! We're outta here. Straight to hell.

WCW: Nitro (1998) (VG)
Hulk Hogan: You know I've tricked you before and ill trick you again but this time it will last longer on the Hollywood walk of shame.

Royal Rumble (1989) (V)
Hulk Hogan: [after The Twin Towers eliminated him] I'm going back in!