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: You couldn't be more wrong if you called it a Canadian Goose. Ace
: I'll give you a Canadian Goose.
[she slaps him, then a moment later, grabs him and kisses him passionately
: [at the top of a mountain, when Ace appears
] Oh, hey there, Ace. Glad you could make it, man. We thought you went home. Ace
: [dropping to the ground, exhausted
] I fell into a deep, dark crevasse. I was so scared.
: So, is Kit short for Katherine? Kit
: Yes. Is Ace short for... Ace-a-rooney?
: I do sleep well at night. Ace
: On a twin bed, with Superman sheets that you've had since you were six. Demo
: As opposed to you, who sleeps in a King-sized bed in your mother's basement. Ace
: It's orthopedic, and I need it. And at least I'm not sponging off my parents so I can afford to get laid on every continent. Demo
: Whoa, whoa... I'm a ramblin' man, I'm a tumble weed, I'm a seeker of truth! And one truth I've learned - a child is a parent's greatest joy, which is why I can't leave my parents' place, because... because they would miss me!
: Point is, my friend, you are afraid of love. Tripp
: Bullshit. No, no, no, man. I'm not afraid of love. I love love. Look, I've had a lot of girlfriends, right? And sometimes I'm the rebound guy; other times, when I get lucky, I'm the explore-new-areas-of-your-sexuality guy; but, every single time, we have fun. Thank you. I have fun, they have fun; it's good for me, it's good for them, and I would argue that it's damn good for civilization as a whole.
: It's over. She gotta go. Ace
: You're dumping Paula? Demo
: What happened? Tripp
: Same thing that always happens. Everything is going along nice and smooth, we're having a good time, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere - whoap! - she gets serious. I hate to say it, boys, but it is time to take the girl home.
: Dude, did you just drop me from a forty-foot cliff? I mean, you want to talk about a friend, man. You went behind my back and blackmailed your way into getting your girlfriend. Demo
: He's right. Ace
: I'm sorry I dropped you from a cliff. Tripp
: It's okay. Demo
: Granted, he used you, but not out of malice. Look at him. How many chances is he gonna get? He saw a chance for love, Tripp, and he took it, which is exactly what we wanted for you. Tripp
: Am I getting advice from my two loser buddies who still live at home? Ace
: Actually, I own my home. Demo
: What? Tripp
: No, you don't. Ace
: I bought it a couple of years ago from my Mom. That way, she has a place to live and I don't get nailed on the inheritance tax. Demo
: Smart. Tripp
: Wow. Ace
: And Demo, here, has chosen the life of a wanderer. I mean, sure, he technically still lives at home. Demo
: Yeah. Ace
: But his permanent address is in his heart. He's a bum. Demo
: I think what we're trying to say is that the two of us are happy, and we're perfectly functional. Ace
: And you, Tripp, are not.