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: [trying to get tickets to a concert
] What about you, Marco? Your mom's in the music biz. Marco
: She teaches piano, Spinner,
: Awwww! Aww man you're sick! Craig
: Spinner! Not in the car! Spinner
: Sorry, excitement makes me fart.
: Because we are going to party! Craig
: No party, Spin. Spinner
: Girls? Craig
: No girls. Spinner
: Booze? Craig
: No booze. Spinner
: Donuts? Craig
: That we can do!
: Shut up. Spinner
: No, you shut up. Sean Cameron
: You shut up. Spinner
: Shut up. Sean Cameron
: Shut up. Spinner
: You shut up. Craig
: Why don't you both shut up?
: No. Seeing naked ladies doesn't burn my eyes out. Besides, I wasn't looking at them. Spinner
: Then what were you looking at? Marco
: The drapes, Spin, the drapes.
[Spinner still doesn't get it
: ...He was looking at the DUDES.
: Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to you. Are you attracted to every girl? Spinner
: If they're hot. Marco
: Well... you're not. Spinner
: See that's where you're off-base. I mean, let's agree to disagree.
: I need to sleep in your bed Jimmy
: Spin, I like you, but not like that.
: Jay? They let you out on parole? Jay Hogart
: I'm off on good behavior. Oh hey, Nuns-R-Us is having a black and white sale, you should really check that out. Spinner
: Funny. You guys always have to do this?
: It's about time buddy, let's go. Jay Hogart
: looking at the girls in bathing suits a a campout "Sweet mother Mary, who knew Christian girls could be so hot?" Spinner
: Yeah, but trust me, this place is no party. Jay Hogart
: Not yet. Spinner
: No, no, no, what are you doing? Jay Hogart
: I just drove two hours for you. At least let me join your Christian friends for a tasty hotdog or a cool, refreshing beverage. Spinner
: One hotdog, the beer stays in the car, your mouth stays shut and something else stays in your pants. Clear? Jay Hogart
: I don't know. Let me pray on it.
: Spinner, slow down. I was just about to redefine bible pumping. Spinner
: Nah man, you were just about to take a hike. Jay Hogart
: Praise the lord. Those freaks have really got to you. Spinner
: Have you always been this stupid or am I just noticing it now? Jay Hogart
: Ever since you met miss WWJD, I don't even know who you are anymore. What kind of hold does she have on you, anyways? Is she that good in bed? Spinner
: It's not like that, man. We don't even have sex. Jay Hogart
: No sex. Nothing. Are you kidding me? What's her problem? Spinner
: She believes in something. Is that impossible to get into your twisted little brain? Jay Hogart
: No. Whatever, I just want you to be happy.
Principal Daphne Hatzilakos
: I'm willing to offer summer school. Spinner
: But that only gives me two credits, that's not enough to graduate. I mean, that's a whole year of my life I have to do over. That's not fair! Principal Daphne Hatzilakos
: What's not fair is that Rick Murray is dead as an indirect result of your bullying.
: If I'm still serving you ten years from now, kill me. Jay Hogart
: Well, study hard and stay in school. Oh, right. You got us expelled.
: Look, I know math wasn't your strongest subject, but yearbooks plus fire equals the whole school up in flames. Oh yeah, and us in jail. Spinner
: [smirks, lights a lighter
] Jay Hogart
: Put the toy away, fliphead. Spinner
: You're stopping me? Jay Hogart
: Shocking, but true. Spinner
: You're a freak... in the same way that I am! Jay Hogart
: Yeah, well at least I'm not torching the school! Do you want your former friends to suffer? Huh, do you? Spinner
: I want them back! Jay Hogart
: Listen! As your friend substitute, I'm telling you. This isn't the way! It's not.
: What's it like being a stud? Craig
: Nerve-wracking. Spinner
: You have Ashley: gorgeous, smart, like a fine wine. Then you have Manny: cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream. But hot. Very hot.
: Not to mention you're a big stud. Craig
: Well, I get around.
: Ok I guess it's straight eye for the gay guy. Ok... this... Enrique called. He wants his shirt back.
[throws shirt on floor
: This, what is this? this is like the whole Oliver Twist thing.
[in old English accent
: Please sir, do not wear this. You'll look like an idiot.
[throws shirt on the floor
: This... what are you doing? Wrestling cattle?
[goes to throw it, but Marco catches it
: Do not throw that.
: Yeah, um, listen... I need to talk to you about your little friend Tommy boy... okay on the down low... the dude's got scabies. Dylan
: What? Spinner
: I saw him in the shower... it's sick... disgusting.
: I get it. Polar bears are white; I'm white; and you're a racist.
: So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white. Jimmy
: No, you can't dance 'cause you suck.
: Hey. Hey. You're not going anywhere. Dean
: Your mascot came at me. Spinner
: Is that what you think this is?
: Spin. Spinner
: He deserves it. Paige
: Spinner. Please. Dean
: Waterboy your boyfriend? Paige
: I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I'm coming after you this time, not like Spinner or the Mascot. For real.
: Hey. What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in a hair net? Spinner
: I traded my shift so I could spend lunch with you. Paige
: Wow, lucky me. Spinner
: Um, we're not all like Dean. Some of us are good guys. Paige
: I know. That's why I wanted to ask. Year end dance. Are you going with anyone? Spinner
: [Shakes head
] No. Paige
: Well, go with me. I owe you a date anyway, right? Spinner
: Yea, you do.
: Spin, even strangers know, and last night, it wasn't about my shoes. Those guys... they knew . . and they bashed me because they hated. Just like you do! Spinner
: Dude, that's brutal. But you can't compare me with those guys. Marco
: Really? Why not?
: What's your problem with Marco?
[points to bathroom wall with "Marco is a fag" that he'd written on it
: That's my problem. Jimmy
: So Marco's a fag? What's your next one gonna say? Something about me being black?
: We are guys. Ergo we don't talk about our sex lives. Spinner
: Well, hair grow, at least you have something to not talk about.
: Hey. Um, listen man, about the hospital... Jimmy
: Wheels. Chair. It's a wheelchair. Gawk all you want, it's not going away. Spinner
: Dude, I would have come, but things got crazy around here and you know how it is. Jimmy
: I understand. I probably should have been there with you instead of at the hospital getting a bullet removed from my spine. My bad.
] Our homey is a player / That is all / So why'd you have to go and kick his Spinner
] Ball and chain / Ain't that your name / 'Cause you're a playa hater and that's a shame Jimmy
: And chicks like you ain't worth too much Spinner
: So shut up girl and Jimmy
: Make my lunch / Yeah!
: You're a bum and you hang out at my house too much. Jimmy
: That's because you pee on the toilet seat- my mom doesn't want you over!
: Have you seen Manny? Spinner
: No, uh, seat's open though. Can I ask you a question, dude? Craig
: Sure. Spinner
: [smacks Craig
] Are you on crack? Craig
: Ow! What was that for? Spinner
: Dude, you got a girl pregnant and you're just walking around like lalala gonna be a dad no shlabooggle. Craig
: No, I'm not. Spinner
: Where's your future, dude? I mean no keg parties, no Spring Break in Florida... Craig
: For once I want to do the right thing, ya know? Craig
: But you don't have to keep the kid. There are other things you can do. Craig
: This is what I want to do Spin. You don't get it. Spinner
: No, I don't. At all. Craig
: You got a family, alright? I just stay at some guy's house. But Manny and the baby... they're mine. They're for me.
: C'mon, let's go. Spinner
: Can't. My bat... it's wooden. Jimmy
: Sorry, I couldn't hear you. Sorry? Spinner
: ...I have a boner... Jimmy
: Oh... I don't know what I'm doing...
[hands Spinner his binder
: Here. Spinner
[puts binder over his crotch
: A binder boner shield.
: Girls, could I interest you in this interesting pamphlet about Jesus? Paige
: Spin, may I suggest methadone to uh, kick the Christian habit? Spinner
: It's not a habit, Paige. It's for life and beyond.
: I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in... Dylan
: Yo gangstas! What's the haps? Gavin 'Spinner' Mason
: Just celebrating Marco's big online poker score. Jay Hogart
: You must be quite the shark, Del Rossi. Marco Del Rossi
: Well, I used to play with my boyfriend. Jay Hogart
: Yes. You're gay. Super.
: Woah, Spin. You look like you lived through a country song. Spinner
: My dog is fine. The truck runs too.
[Paige is taking Spinner's shirt off
: What are you doing? Paige
: What do you mean? Spinner
: Paige! Paige
: What? I'm easy! Everyone knows it. The judge, my mother, now you! Like Dean... just get me alone, do whatever you want. No one will stop you. What? You don't want me? Spinner
: Not right now, no. Paige
: Cause Dean got there first? Spinner
: You have to let that go! Paige
: You want me to just let it go? Like someone was rude or stole my seat at lunch. Spinner
: No, that's not what I... I just, I want my girlfriend back. I want Paige back. Paige
: You don't even know her. Spinner
: That's stupid. Paige
: The truth? Paige went upstairs that night. She never came back.
: Spinner, Shut up. Spinner
: Yes, Lord Stud.
: C'mon JT, you'll love a locker in the main hallway. Do you like tough girls? JT
: Mehh... Spinner
: I said... Do you like tough girls? JT
: Do I!