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: Who's Harvey? Miss Kelly
: A white rabbit, six feet tall. Wilson
: Six feet? Elwood P. Dowd
: Six feet three and a half inches. Now let's stick to the facts.
: I'll tell you something, Myrt. Myrtle Mae Simmons
: Yeah? Wilson
: You know, you not only got a nice build, but you got something else, too. Myrtle Mae Simmons
: Really? What? Wilson
: You got the screwiest uncle that ever stuck his puss inside our nuthouse.
: [reading from an encyclopedia
] "P O O K A - Pooka - from old Celtic mythology - a fairy spirit in animal form - always very large. The pooka appears here and there - now and then - to this one and that one - a benign but mischievous creature - very fond of rumpots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?" "How are you, Mr. Wilson?" Who in the encyclopedia wants to know?
: Hello, sweetheart. Well, well. Those for me? Veta Louise Simmons
: [Picking flowers
] For you? I should say not. They're for my brother, Elwood. He's devoted to ranunculur. Wilson
: Sure. Well, wouldn't you like to come inside and pick some off the wallpaper. Veta Louise Simmons
: Well - no thank you, these will do nicely. Good day.
: Is he alone? Mr. Cracker, the Bartender
: Well, there's two schools of thought, sir.