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Freddie Benson (Character)
from "iCarly" (2007)

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"iCarly: iDon't Want to Fight (#1.17)" (2008)
Carly: I give glasses with feet girl an eight.
Freddie: I give her a nine.
Sam: Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.
Freddie: Why?
Sam: Just for being you.

[Carly and Freddie listen to her stereo]
Freddie: I like this song.
[putting his arm around Carly]
Freddie: Pretty romantic, huh? You feeling the mood?
[a toilet flushes in the background]
Carly Shay: Yeah, I'm feeling the mood.

[Sam promises Carly concert tickets]
Carly: Well, that'd be awesome, but those tickets have been sold out for months.
Sam: You let me worry about that. I've got ways, Carly Shay. And do you know what else I've got?
Freddie: Pimples on your butt?
[Freddie and Sam glare at each other momentarily, then Freddie takes off]
Sam: He was smart to run.

Spencer: Look, in my life, I've learned a few things about girls.
Freddie: Like?...
Spencer: Like when you break up with them, they do not like it when you ask out their sisters. That will get you a fork in your arm.

Freddie: Our fans don't like it when best friends fight. Neither do I.
Carly Shay: Aw Sam, you're crying.
Sam: No, Freddie's just... such a dork it makes me emotional sometimes.

[on the iCarly webcast]
Freddie: Now usually I'm behind the camera...
Sam: Where you should be.

[on the iCarly webcast]
Freddie: See, Carly and Sam are in a big fight, and both girls think they're right.
Carly: I *am* right.
Sam: You *am* wrong.
Carly: You *am* obnoxious.

"iCarly: iPilot (#1.1)" (2007)
Carly: Cool you got a new cell phone.
Freddie Benson: You can have it!

Freddie Benson: I am over it, seriously, I'm in love with you, you just wanna be friends and I'm totally cool with living with that constant pain.
Carly: Oh god.

Sam: Hey look, you invited the doof.
Carly: Sam...
Freddie Benson: Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.

Freddie Benson: Keep your hands off my AV equipment.
Sam: You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super-di-dupity camcorder?
Freddie Benson: Oh sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance until there skin tones go magenta.
Sam: [clears her throat] Carly will never love you.

Freddie Benson: [while being dragged from his apartment to Carly's] Ahh! Quit it Sam! Let go of my foot! Too much FRICTION! Let go! What is the matter with you!

Freddie Benson: [talking about iCarly] And you're gonna need a technical producer right? Set up the lights, audio, work the camera...
Sam: Awww... he wants to be our geek.
Freddie Benson: Gahh! You got a big mouth lady!

Sam: Thanks to our dorky friend Freddie...
Freddie Benson: That's disrespectful!

"iCarly: iHeart Art (#1.14)" (2008)
Freddie Benson: Hey, why did it take you guys so long to get home from school?
Sam Puckett: Because my mom had to stop at Save-Mart to pick up her ointment. Any more questions?

Freddie Benson: When I grow up, I wonder what kind of girl would want to marry me.
[Sam bites pillow to avoid insulting Freddie]
Freddie Benson: After I take a shower, my mom makes me sign a piece of paper promising that I shampooed twice.
[Sam throws herself on the floor, pounding her fists and kicking her legs]
Carly: [walks in] Should I call an ambulance?

Freddie Benson: So what did you say in your e-mail to get Joyner to come here?
Carly: It wasn't what I said. It was the pictures I attached of Spencer's sculptures.
Sam Puckett: Joyner liked them?
Carly: I guess. He said he wanted to come see 'em in person.
Freddie Benson: That is so cool!
Sam Puckett: You know what else is cool?
Freddie Benson: What?
Sam Puckett: Not you!

Freddie Benson: Anytime a chance comes along for you to insult me, you just gotta jump on it!
Carly: You really should be nicer to him.
Freddie Benson: Ha! She couldn't be nicer to me if she tried 'cause, she has no self control.
Sam Puckett: I have oodles of self control! I self control myself all the time!

Freddie Benson: Do you even know what Harry Joyner looks like?
Carly: Yeah, you know, he looks like a man. With a face, and... hair.
Sam Puckett: [sarcastically] Yeah, I have an uncle that looks a lot like that!

Sam Puckett: That dentist dude's really going to pay you $1000 for that?
Spencer: Paid, in advance.
Freddie Benson: Yeah!
Sam Puckett: Sweet!
Spencer: And since you guys helped me get my art career back,
[hands Sam money]
Spencer: $40 for you,
[hands Freddie money]
Spencer: $40 for you, and...
[walks across the room to hand Carly money]
Spencer: ... $41 for my little sister.
Carly: Aww. I'm special.

"iCarly: iPromote Techfoots (#1.18)" (2008)
Sam Puckett: Oh, sorry. Carly, Freddie, this is Sonya. My personal chef.
Sonya: Ya-Hoo!
Carly Shay: What?
Freddie: You hired a personal chef?
Sam Puckett: Well, my mom doesn't feed me.

Sam Puckett: Sonya, please make me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomato.
Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam.
Carly Shay: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.
Sam Puckett: Make that two, please.
Sonya: Yes, Miss Sam.
Freddie: I like grilled cheese sandwiches with tomato.
Sam Puckett: Tough nubs.

DAKA President: Well, you know when you put out a new shoe, they always have a few minor problems.
Sam Puckett: Minor?
Freddie: What would be a major problem?
Carly Shay: If they came to life in the middle of the night and ate your family?
DAKA President: [laughs] No. I live alone.

[on the iCarly webcast]
Carly Shay: And now, our technical producer, Freddie, will show you another cool thing about the Techfoots.
Freddie: Okay. If your computer's hard drive is cluttered with a bunch of files and music and "precious pictures" of family and friends, the Techfoot does an amazing thing with Wi-Fi techonology. See, you just sync the pedometer up to your computer, and...
[types something on his laptop and shows the dreaded blue-screen]
Freddie: wipes out your entire hard drive! Isn't that great?

"iCarly: iReunite with Missy (#2.16)" (2009)
[Sam enters the studio after eating rancid chocolates]
Freddie Benson: Woah! You look horrible!
Sam Puckett: I'm sick.
[coughs heavily]
Sam Puckett: I feel like butt.

Freddie: Aw, butter!

[Sam tells Freddie that an old friend of Carly's is taking her friendship away]
Freddie Benson: You know, maybe Carly's right. Maybe you're just jealous of Missy.
Sam Puckett: Okay, just... forget it. Don't believe me.
[walks away]
Freddie Benson: Tell me one reason why I should believe you.
Sam Puckett: Because I came here. Have I ever come to you for help before? For anything?

Sam Puckett: This is worse than the time you dared me to lick the swing set.
Freddie Benson: I didn't dare you to lick the swing set. I said, "Sam, don't lick the swing set," you said, "Don't tell me what to do," punched me, and then licked the swing set.

"iCarly: iSell Penny Tees (#4.4)" (2010)
Sam Puckett: You remember these techfoots?
Carly Shay: Who woudn't be proud to wear these defective sneakers to school? The zoo!
Sam Puckett: ...or the funeral of the loved one.
Freddie Benson: iCarly is not responsible for damage caused to your feet, toes or the central nervous system.

Freddie Benson: [picks up a knife] Control, Freddie. Bad thoughts lead to bad actions.
[puts down knife]

Sam Puckett: Our fans are dying for these penny tees!
Freddie Benson: We could make a lot of cash.

[On the Sam Puckett Legal Defense Fund]
Freddie Benson: Together, we can keep Sam out of juvie.

"iCarly: iGoodbye (#6.13)" (2012)
[last lines]
Freddie Benson: And... we're clear.

[the gang are about to start the last iCarly show]
Freddie Benson: In five, four, three, two...
Carly Shay: I'm Carly!
Sam Puckett: I'm Sam! And this is a very special...
Freddie Benson: And I'm Freddie. Yeah, that's right. I interrupted and introduced myself. What are they gonna do, fire me?

Carly Shay: I'm leaving in a few minutes.
Freddie Benson: Yeah, I know. Better not be late, or your dad's gonna be wazzed off.
Carly Shay: You know, you don't have to take all your tech stuff home tonight.
Freddie Benson: Yeah, but I figured I might as well get a head start. Tomorrow, I promised Gibby I'd help him do some research on the proper care and feeding of weasels, so... I figured the sooner I get this equipment out of here, the sooner I can take it down to...
[Carly takes his hand and he stops talking. Then she leans in and kisses him. They have an awkward moment afterwards]
Carly Shay: So, I'll get my bags and take them downstairs.
Freddie Benson: Why don't I help you with those bags?
Carly Shay: Yeah, that'd be nice.
[when Carly turns around, Freddie throws his hands victoriously up in the air, knowing he finally succeeded in getting Carly to kiss him]

"iCarly: iSaved Your Life (#3.9)" (2010)
[Sam is trying to warn Freddie about dating Carly]
Freddie Benson: You just can't stand the idea of Carly and me as a couple.
Sam Puckett: Very true, it makes me want to puke up blood.

[from the extended version]
Mrs. Benson: I knew something like this would happen!
Freddie Benson: It was just a freak thing.
Mrs. Benson: Because you associate with freaks!
Freddie Benson: Carly and Sam aren't freaks!
[Mrs. Benson gives him a look]
Freddie Benson: Carly's not a freak!

"iCarly: iPie (#2.5)" (2008)
[a bear comes out of Freddie's apartment]
Sam Puckett: Oh my gosh, the bear ate Freddie! Bad bear!
[She hits Freddie, who falls down then gets back up]
Freddie Benson: Never do that again.
Sam Puckett: Don't tell me what to do.
[She hits Freddie again and he falls to the ground]

Freddie Benson: Hey, Stephanie! Watch this!
[Freddie smashes a pie in his face; Baby Stephanie laughs]
Freddie Benson: Yes! VICTORY!

"iCarly: iMove Out (#3.7)" (2009)
[Freddie's mother found his "apartment"]
Mrs. Benson: Actually, I think living on your own will be a positive thing for you. Perhaps you'll even...
[suddenly becomes demanding]
Mrs. Benson: You get up to your room this instant, Freddie Benson! I'm your mother and you will do as I say!
Freddie: No.
Mrs. Benson: [to Carly] I blame you.
Carly Shay: Me?
Mrs. Benson: You're the one who got Freddie interested in girls, and ever since then his boy chemistry's been all out of whack.
Freddie: Mom, I'm perfectly in whack.

[Sam devises a plan to destroy the Petographers]
Sam Puckett: They hit us, we hit 'em back... harder. That's the Seattle way.
Freddie: So, you mean we trash their studio?
Sam Puckett: No, Freddie, I mean we rub ourselves with sweet mustard and sing show tunes.

"iCarly: iRue the Day (#1.11)" (2007)
[Carly's show has suspicious technical difficulties]
Carly Shay: Freddie, what do you think went wrong?
Freddie: I'm not sure, but I'll bet my whole month's allowance that all my equipment is working perfectly.
Carly Shay: Ooh, you'd bet a whole eight bucks?
[Freddie hushes Carly]
Sam: Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?
Freddie: She's afraid if she gives me more, I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her.
Carly Shay: That is so dumb.
Freddie: No, not really.

Sam: Wow, Freddie. I like seeing you get all feisty.
Freddie: That's the Freddie way.
Carly Shay: I thought the Freddie way was a jam on a toasted bagel.
Freddie: That's the Freddie breakfast way.

"iCarly: iGo One Direction (#6.2)" (2012)
Carly Shay: [returning from vacation to find Sam, Freddie, Gibby and T-Bo partying in the apartment] What is going on here?
Sam Puckett: I'm cooking steaks.
Freddie Benson: Playing video games.
T-Bo: I'm in a kiddie pool!
Gibby: Gibby!

Freddie Benson: I know what might motivate Harry to get out of bed and back on stage.
Sam Puckett: You think I should work him over with a butter sock?
Carly Shay: You know, I really, really don't.
Zayn Malik: [sounding surprised] Did she say a butter sock?
Liam Payne: [also surprised] Is that a sock?
Louis Tomlinson: [completing Liam's line] Full of butter?

"iCarly: iSaw Him First (#2.1)" (2008)
Sam: [Freddie walks in with a much deeper voice] Dude, why is your voice so deep?
Freddie: I dunno, puberty?

Sam: Why does your voice sound deeper?
Freddie: I dunno', puberty?

"iCarly: iWant to Date Freddie (#1.9)" (2007)
Freddie: I'm not even sure if I'm going on this date.
Sam: [with Carly] Yes you are!
Carly Shay: [with Sam] You're going!
Freddie: But what if she's not...
Mrs. Benson: There is a living, breathing girl who wants to go out with you. This many never happen again! Unless, Carly changes her mind...
Carly Shay: Yeah, Freddie and I are just buds.
Mrs. Benson: Oh yes, I totally understand.
Carly Shay: Thank you.
Mrs. Benson: [shouting] Why won't you love my son?

[Freddie seeks dating advice]
Spencer: Just be yourself. Talk about stuff *you* like.
Freddie: And if I run out of things to say?
Spencer: Then just stare into her eyes, and say nothing! That'll make you seem all cool and mysterious! She'll be like hypnotized!
Freddie: Yeah, I don't really think that works. 'Cause I mean, if I don't say anything, won't she think I'm...
[Spencer stares into his eyes]
Freddie: ... won't she think I'm... won't she just...
Spencer: What doesn't really work?

"iCarly: iHave a Lovesick Teacher (#1.25)" (2008)
Freddie: What are we gonna do?
Sam: We're gonna tell Spencer to call Miss Ackerman and start dating her again.
Carly: No, I'm not gonna make my brother's life miserable just to make our life easier.
Sam: Come on, having a miserable life's not all that bad.
[suddenly creepy]
Sam: Sometimes my mother laughs...

Freddie: Why can't Spencer just date her?
Carly Shay: Because the woman is a big bottle of crazy sauce!

"iCarly: iHurt Lewbert (#2.4)" (2008)
Carly Shay: [on Freddie's newfound freedom] I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never let's you wear open-toed shoes.
Freddie Benson: Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night, I slept with my socks on.
Sam Puckett: So?
Freddie Benson: *Just* my socks.

"iCarly: iCarly Saves TV (#1.23)" (2008)
Sam: [sticks her BBQ ribs to Freddie's face to show how thick the sauce is] *That's* good BBQ sauce.
[picks them off his face and eats them]
Freddie: [in shock, to Carly] You understand that it's wrong.
Carly Shay: Yes.

"iCarly: iFence (#1.22)" (2008)
[Spencer and Freddie before a swordfight]
Spencer: En Garde!
Freddie: Oh Gosh!

"iCarly: iBalls (#5.8)" (2012)
Courtney: I watched your 3D webcast the other night.
Freddie Benson: Great! So now you're going to sue me?
Dr. Shole: Are you kidding?
Courtney: You cured my bilateral optic stenosis.
Freddie Benson: Huh?
Dr. Shole: She's been to over a dozen eye doctors since she was a little girl.
Courtney: None of them could fix me
Dr. Shole: But after she watched your webcast her vision became totally normal.
Freddie Benson: Her vi... really?
Dr. Shole: It's a miracle. You have to share your technology with the American optometric association.
Courtney: You'll help cure tens of people
Sam Puckett: Courtney, I see you brought your camera, you want a picture with Freddie?
Courtney: No; but could I get one with Baggles?
Freddie Benson: Goodbye Courtney.
Dr. Shole: [Courtney makes one of her animal-like noises] She still does that though.

"iCarly: iHate Sam's Boyfriend (#1.15)" (2008)
Spencer Shay: Well, when someone's in a new relationship, it's like they're blind to everything else but that other person. Like when I started dating that girl, Jennifer. I had a bad case of poison ivy for two whole weeks and I didn't even know.
Freddie Benson: What made you finally notice?
Spencer Shay: Well, it spread... to places.
Freddie Benson: Where?
[Spencer motions for Freddie to let him whisper into his ear]
Freddie Benson: Ugh!

"iCarly: iMeet Fred (#2.10)" (2009)
Freddie: He's a jerk.
Sam: You're the queen of the jerks!

"iCarly: iBeat the Heat (#3.18)" (2010)
[before meeting Freddie's online girlfriend]
Freddie Benson: Sam, swear you'll be nice.
Sam Puckett: Oh, I'll swear.

"iCarly: iPity the Nevel (#4.8)" (2011)
[Nevel is lying down on the couch with his hands and feet tied together facing up]
Nevel Papperman: [Gibby is eating pudding and smacking his lips] Must you eat your putting so loudly?
[smacks his lips again]
Carly Shay: Okay, Nevel, why are you really here?
Sam Puckett: Yeah, why?
Freddie Benson: You hate us.
Nevel Papperman: I don't hate anyone anymore... except myself. Until I saw the video of me shouting at that little girl, I didn't realize what a terrible, awful person I really am.
Gibby: This pudding rocks.

"iCarly: iRocked the Vote (#2.9)" (2009)
[Carly walks into the studio in a sexy outfit]
Carly Shay: Hey, do you think this dress is a little too... saucy?
Freddie Benson: It's for a music video. You need to look hotter than you usually do.
Carly Shay: [perplexed, but flattered] Well, thank you.

"iCarly: iGive Away a Car (#2.8)" (2009)
Carly Shay: [Nevel, Spencer and LCC Inspector Bullock are waiting outside the LCC building when Carly, Sam and Freddie arrive in the modified Space vehicle prop] Here you go Nevel.
Sam Puckett: Congratulations winner.
Nevel Papperman: [Scoffs] What, and you think that rolling space turd will get iCarly off the hook?
Carly Shay: Yeah.
Sam Puckett: We think it will. Carly, would you say that this vehicle is "unique"?
Carly Shay: Oh it is clearly unique. Freddie has it ever been state registered?
Freddie Benson: Why no Carly, it hasn't.
Carly Shay: Mr Bullock?
LCC Inspector Bullock: If it can travel at a speed of at least 25 miles per hour, it technically qualifies as a new car
Nevel Papperman: [Sceptical] Well let's just see, let's just see if this thing can do 25.
[Gets in]
Nevel Papperman: Okay.
[starts engine and vehicle zooms off with Nevel screaming and then crashes off screen]
Nevel Papperman: .
Carly Shay: You think he hit 25 miles per hour?
Spencer Shay: Oh yeah.
LCC Inspector Bullock: You can't do that kind of damage to a flower shop unless you're doing at least 25.

"iCarly: iKiss (#2.7)" (2009)
Freddie Benson: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even.
Carly Shay: Yay. Who wants lemonade?
[Sam yanks him by his shirt]
Sam Puckett: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.

"iCarly: iFix a Pop Star (#3.13)" (2010)
[Spencer leaves his supper date in the kitchen to answer the door; Freddie and Gibby are there]
Spencer Shay: Oh. Hey, guys!
Gibby: 'Sup?
Freddie Benson: Carly here?
Spencer Shay: Nah, she and Sam went to Build-A-Bra.
Gibby: They're always kicking me outta that place!
Freddie Benson: [Freddie gives him a strange look] Yeah.

"iCarly: iStakeout (#1.20)" (2008)
Carly Shay: [entering the room] Hey, Spencer.
Freddie: [at the same time as Sam] What's up?
Sam Puckett: [at the same time as Freddie] Hi.
Spencer: Hey, little sister and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes.

"iCarly: iTake on Dingo (#2.17)" (2009)
Spencer Shay: Okay, you guys go in there and confront the Totally Teri writers. I'm gonna go find Charles Dingo's frozen head.
Carly Shay: Wait. Umm... maybe Freddie should go with you.
Freddie Benson: [whiny] No, I wanna watch Sam beat up TV writers!

"iCarly: iScream on Halloween (#1.7)" (2007)
Freddie: Something still doesn't make sense: Why did Lewbert tell us that noone lives here?
Lewbert the Doorman: [Appearing in doorway] 'Cause I'm a jerk!

"iCarly: iBelieve in Bigfoot (#3.16)" (2010)
[Carly and Freddie are looking through binoculars in an RV]
Freddie Benson: See anything?
Carly Shay: Just trees... and some bushes... and two squirrels wrestling.
Freddie Benson: Carly?
Carly Shay: Yeah?
Freddie Benson: They're not wrestling.
Carly Shay: [disturbed] Oh.

"iCarly: iPromise Not to Tell (#1.12)" (2008)
[Carly and Freddie have been caught by the Computer Security Agency]
Freddie: Are we under arrest?
Carly: Are you gonna take us to juvie?
Freddie: I don't wanna go to juvie.
Carly: They're gonna take us to juvie.
Carly, Freddie: [wailing] OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!

"iCarly: iQ (#5.5)" (2011)
Sam Puckett: Hey, where did you guys get this fork?
Carly Shay: Some website.
Freddie Benson: Epic-forks dot com?
Carly Shay: That's the one.

"iCarly: iMust Have Locker 239 (#2.18)" (2009)
[admiring Locker 239]
Freddie Benson: I could fit an entire editing bay in there.
Sam Puckett: You could fit a body in there...
[Freddie and Carly stare at Sam]
Sam Puckett: ...if you had to.

"iCarly: iGot Detention (#1.19)" (2008)
Carly Shay: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Freddie Benson: I gotta give you credit, Sam. You make it look easy.
Sam Puckett: Years of practice.

"iCarly: iFight Shelby Marx (#2.20)" (2009)
[in response to being called a "twig"]
Carly Shay: I'm getting curvier everyday.
Freddie Benson: [checking her out] I know.
Carly Shay: [not approving] Eyes up dude.

"iCarly: iLost My Mind (#4.11)" (2011)
Carly Shay: Sir, you have to let her leave. We are doing iCarly tomorrow night.
Chief Security Guard: I what?
Freddie Benson: It's a popular web show.
Chief Security Guard: It can't be that popular if I've never heard of it.
Sam Puckett: It's not for 'old' people.
Chief Security Guard: Look, she stays! You people leave!

"iCarly: iMake Sam Girlier (#2.13)" (2009)
Carly: Now to close the show, a song for Sam!
Carly: [singing with ensemble, excluding Sam and Freddie] HAPPY BIR...
Freddie Benson: [behind camera] Ah, stop! Stop! Stop! Not PD.
Carly: [rolling eyes, singing with ensemble] FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW!...