From "'Til Death: That's Ridiculous (#1.20)"
Dear God, it's me, Edward. I know we haven't spoken in a while and... I just wanna say that I'm sorry for those terrible names I called you when I was passing my kidney stone. In retrospect that mut've been very hurtful. I'm also sorry for the... bad things I... said to my wife, but you didn't have to take both her and TV from me. To take one or the other would've been fair, but both, quite frankly is... showboating.
] Eddie I'm home!
Ah! Oh! Did I miss you! OK, come here.
[kisses Joy multiple times