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: I can't believe you're letting him go. I mean, don't you know about New York girls? Besides being incredibly hot, they have no problem with casual sex, which by the way I totally respect. Emily
: What if Charlie's right? Will Hayes
: Charlie's never right. He's functionally retarded.
[after Emily turns down his proposal, and admits she slept with Will's roommate
] Will Hayes
: I thought we had a plan. Emily
: No, Will, you had a plan. Will, you have a really big plan. Will Hayes
: No, I'm pretty sure we both had that plan... Emily
: I just can't keep pretending that I want to be part of it anymore. Will Hayes
: Uh, you were there when we made it, so... Emily
: And I didn't know how to tell you. How do you tell someone that you care about that you don't want the things that they want anymore? Will Hayes
: The best way? Definitely having sex with the roommate. Emily
: That was cowardly. And I'm sorry. Will Hayes
: Oh. Good. You're killing me. Emily
: No, I'm not. I'm letting you go. Cause if we stay together, Will, we're gonna be miserable. I'm gonna hold you back from all these incredible dreams that you have. And then eventually you're totally gonna hate me for it. Will Hayes
: No... Emily
: Yes! Will, I don't want that. And you don't want that. Trust me. You're gonna be just fine, Mr. Hayes. Without me.
: I love penguins. Emily
: Me, too. Will Hayes
: Me, three. Maya Hayes
: Did you know that penguins mate for life? Although, Mr. Monell told us that sometimes the husband and wife penguins get separated because of their migraine patterns. Will Hayes
: Migratory. Maya Hayes
: Well, sometimes they're apart for years, but they almost always find each other. Do you know what the husband and wife penguins do after they find each other after all that time? Throw back their heads, flap their flippers, and sing as loud as they can!
[imitating a penguin
] Maya Hayes
: Wah wah wah!