Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli
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Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli (Character)
from Son of the Pink Panther (1993)

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Son of the Pink Panther (1993)
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Excuse me, do you know which way is north?
Camel Driver: Yes.
[rides on]

[last lines]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: That felt good!

Princess Yasmin: Do you like being a cop?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Yes, sometimes. How is it being a princess?
Princess Yasmin: It's not much fun.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Oh. Fun is important.
Princess Yasmin: Yes. What else is important to you?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Singing.
Princess Yasmin: Yes?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: [sings]
Princess Yasmin: That's... terrible.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Yes. And poetry. "Parent of golden dreams, Romance! Auspicious queen of childish joys who lead'st along in airy dance."
Princess Yasmin: That's Byron.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Yes. Yes. And rain, and sleeping. And and and my mother.
Princess Yasmin: You like your mother?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Yes, very much, yes. And women.
Princess Yasmin: What kinds of women?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: All kinds. Especially dark women with blue eyes and full red lips who smell like night-blooming jasmine, and taste like a warm mango.
Princess Yasmin: Warm mango?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: And honey.
Princess Yasmin: Oh, my god.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Mine, too.

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: [Jacques' bicycle bumps into Dreyfus's car] Ha! That felt good! Now then, is anyone hurt?
Sergeant Francois Duval: Yes, in the van.
Hans Zarba: My sister... is unconscious.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: She is?
Hans Zarba: She should be taken to a near hospital.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Where is she?
Sergeant Francois Duval: Uh, in the van.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Excuse me, your sister is in his van?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: No...
Sergeant Francois Duval: No, it is not my van.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: Look, I'm Commissioner Dreyfus, if you will allow me...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Excuse me just a moment, just a moment. When - excuse me - When I asked you if anyone was hurt, you replied, "Yes, in' my' van".
Sergeant Francois Duval: No, no, I said "Yes, in 'the' van", not "in 'my' van".
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: No, no, you did not say "Yes, in the van", not "Yes in the van", you said yes; you did not say "Yes, my van", not "Yes, the van"...
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: Look...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: You said "Yes, my van", not "Yes, in the van".
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: Did you hear what I just said?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Yes, I heard.
Hans Zarba: It's my van - my van.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Oh, now we're getting someplace.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: Listen, you imbecile, you're...
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Hey, hey, watch your tongue, monsieur! I am an officer of the 'lauw'.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: What?
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: I said, I...
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: I know what you said, you said you're an officer of the -
[Dreyfus's face starts twitching as he repeats Jacques' mispronunciation]
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: 'lauw'.

Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: [Jacques is riding his moped when Dreyfus's red car passes him] Hey, stop! I said stop!
[Jacques' moped backfires]
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: [to François] We haven't time to humor some bumpkin cop, lose him.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: I said, stop! Hey! Can you hear me? Hey!
Sergeant Francois Duval: I think we've lost him.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: Yeah.
Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: [François makes a sharp downhill turn, and hits Hans's Avis van at its front bumper] Look out!
Hans Zarba: [Hans gets out of his van, Dreyfus and François get out of their car] Are you all right?
Sergeant Francois Duval: Yes.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: No!
Hans Zarba: One of my passengers is hurt.
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: No wonder; the way you drive, you are lucky they are not all dead.
Hans Zarba: The way I drive?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: Yes!
Hans Zarba: Could we please settle this at the hospital?
Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: No. I am Police Commissioner Dreyfus, and I demand to see your driver's license.
Hans Zarba: [Yussa loads a clip into her gun] As you wish.