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: Have you seen Serena? Isabel Coates
: I wonder where she is. Blair Waldorf
: And you know what I wonder? How I'm supposed to hear anything about Yale with all this talk about Serena.
Serena van der Woodsen
: Hey guys. Kati Farkas
: Hey. Serena van der Woodsen
: I'm not pregnant. Kati Farkas
: Oh, cool. Isabel Coates
: Congratulations. Hazel
: Selibitory drinks after school? Serena van der Woodsen
: Yeah sure, Blair can I talk to you? Blair Waldorf
: Of course. Excuse me. Serena van der Woodsen
: Did you get my text? Blair Waldorf
: Of course, yes I did but... Serena van der Woodsen
: So then you know I told Dan I'm not pregnant. Blair Waldorf
: Yes and I am so happy for you, close call huh. Serena van der Woodsen
: Are we really gonna play that old game B? Blair Waldorf
: I have no idea what you're talking about. Serena van der Woodsen
: Whenever something happens that's not a part of your plan you pretend like it doesn't exist. You act like you're in this movie about your perfect like and then I have to remind you the only one watching that movie's you.
] Serena van der Woodsen
: You admitted that your period was late. Blair Waldorf
: Yes I've been very stressed I had that chem test on Friday. Serena van der Woodsen
: And your acting like a total bitch because you're not hormonal? Blair Waldorf
: Maybe I am a total bitch did you ever think about that? Serena van der Woodsen
: Just take the test B.
[Serena hands Blair a pregnancy test
] Blair Waldorf
: Stop it! Blair Waldorf
: Just take the test. You need to know if you and Chuck are gonna have a baby.
: Little Jenny Humphrey, why didn't I think of you before? You have no plans your coming to the soiree. Jenny Humphrey
: Me, really? Kati Farkas
, Isabel Coates
: Her really?
[Kati and Isabel say in unison
] Blair Waldorf
: The thing is, if you come, you'll have to be up to a little more than just sleeping. Jenny Humphrey
: I'm up for anything! Blair Waldorf
: My place. Seven o'clock sharp. Jenny Humphrey
: Okay, bye! Blair Waldorf
: Oh, a girl's first sleepover. Something she'll never forget, let's make sure of it. Harper
: Taking bets on how long she lasts. Maya
: Fifty bucks says an hour and not one minute more.
: Who does this Dan Humphrey think he is? Serena is putting up a strong front but I can see how hurt she is. We have to help her heal her heart. Kati Farkas
: But it's pretty late notice. Isabel Coates
: Most of the good ones are already taken. Blair Waldorf
: No more excuses. Serena must have the hottest date ever. If he's got plans he'll change them. If he's got a girlfriend he'll dump her and if he's out of town he'll charter a g-5 and fly home. Make it happen.
: Who's the newbie? Kati Farkas
: Jenny Humphrey. She's a freshman. Chuck Bass
: I love freshmen. They're so... Isabel Coates
: Serena had better just stay away. Thank you Dorota. Kati
: Yeah thanks. We love sleeping at Blair's. Blair Waldorf
: I don't wanna see Serena at school and she better not show up at bruch today. Kati
: Your really mad at Serena. Isabel
: Yeah I hope you never get mad at us. Blair Waldorf
: Well you would never do what Serena did. Kati
: No never. Isabel
: Of course not.