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Kati Farkas (Character)
from "Gossip Girl" (2007)

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"Gossip Girl: Poison Ivy (#1.3)" (2007)
Kati Farkas: Have you seen Serena?
Isabel Coates: I wonder where she is.
Blair Waldorf: And you know what I wonder? How I'm supposed to hear anything about Yale with all this talk about Serena.


"Gossip Girl: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate (#1.13)" (2008)
Serena van der Woodsen: Hey guys.
Kati Farkas: Hey.
Serena van der Woodsen: I'm not pregnant.
Kati Farkas: Oh, cool.
Isabel Coates: Congratulations.
Hazel: Selibitory drinks after school?
Serena van der Woodsen: Yeah sure, Blair can I talk to you?
Blair Waldorf: Of course. Excuse me.
Serena van der Woodsen: Did you get my text?
Blair Waldorf: Of course, yes I did but...
Serena van der Woodsen: So then you know I told Dan I'm not pregnant.
Blair Waldorf: Yes and I am so happy for you, close call huh.
Serena van der Woodsen: Are we really gonna play that old game B?
Blair Waldorf: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Serena van der Woodsen: Whenever something happens that's not a part of your plan you pretend like it doesn't exist. You act like you're in this movie about your perfect like and then I have to remind you the only one watching that movie's you.
[pause]
Serena van der Woodsen: You admitted that your period was late.
Blair Waldorf: Yes I've been very stressed I had that chem test on Friday.
Serena van der Woodsen: And your acting like a total bitch because you're not hormonal?
Blair Waldorf: Maybe I am a total bitch did you ever think about that?
Serena van der Woodsen: Just take the test B.
[Serena hands Blair a pregnancy test]
Blair Waldorf: Stop it!
Blair Waldorf: Just take the test. You need to know if you and Chuck are gonna have a baby.
[Serena leaves]


"Gossip Girl: Dare Devil (#1.5)" (2007)
Blair Waldorf: Little Jenny Humphrey, why didn't I think of you before? You have no plans your coming to the soiree.
Jenny Humphrey: Me, really?
Kati Farkas, Isabel Coates: Her really?
[Kati and Isabel say in unison]
Blair Waldorf: The thing is, if you come, you'll have to be up to a little more than just sleeping.
Jenny Humphrey: I'm up for anything!
Blair Waldorf: My place. Seven o'clock sharp.
Jenny Humphrey: Okay, bye!
Blair Waldorf: Oh, a girl's first sleepover. Something she'll never forget, let's make sure of it.
Harper: Taking bets on how long she lasts.
Maya: Fifty bucks says an hour and not one minute more.


"Gossip Girl: The Handmaiden's Tale (#1.6)" (2007)
Blair Waldorf: Who does this Dan Humphrey think he is? Serena is putting up a strong front but I can see how hurt she is. We have to help her heal her heart.
Kati Farkas: But it's pretty late notice.
Isabel Coates: Most of the good ones are already taken.
Blair Waldorf: No more excuses. Serena must have the hottest date ever. If he's got plans he'll change them. If he's got a girlfriend he'll dump her and if he's out of town he'll charter a g-5 and fly home. Make it happen.


"Gossip Girl: Pilot (#1.1)" (2007)
Chuck Bass: Who's the newbie?
Kati Farkas: Jenny Humphrey. She's a freshman.
Chuck Bass: I love freshmen. They're so...
Isabel Coates: Fresh?


"Gossip Girl: The Wild Brunch (#1.2)" (2007)
Blair Waldorf: Serena had better just stay away. Thank you Dorota.
Kati: Yeah thanks. We love sleeping at Blair's.
Blair Waldorf: I don't wanna see Serena at school and she better not show up at bruch today.
Kati: Your really mad at Serena.
Isabel: Yeah I hope you never get mad at us.
Blair Waldorf: Well you would never do what Serena did.
Kati: No never.
Isabel: Of course not.