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Mother Nature (Character)
from The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
Mother Nature: Jack Frost, You are hereby charged with 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa Claus. You froze a volcano in Hawaii. You made it snow in the Amazon. And you frosted Mexico, sending all of the geese north for the winter. You have violated the Legendary Figures Code of Conduct in a manner that is both willful and malicious.
Jack Frost: Excuse me... Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious.
Scott Calvin: Oh, please.
Jack Frost: Guilty as charged.

Mother Nature: [to Jack Frost] You made it snow in Mexico sending all the birds north for the winter.
Easter Bunny: And you kill fruit.

Sandman: [snoring]
Mother Nature: Sandman!
[slams fist on table]
Sandman: [wakes up suddenly] I'm up. I'm up.

I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)
Rosie: So that's how it ends? The most powerful male gets the most babelicious female?
Mother Nature: That's right.
Rosie: Well, what if there's a really cute male antelope, or a female that shows signs of leadership?
Mother Nature: Useless.
Rosie: Why?
Mother Nature: Look, there's an order to this mating business.
Rosie: Why can't we change things?
Mother Nature: Haven't you self-centered, pec-loading assholes changed enough? It's not natural!
Rosie: What's so great about natural?
Mother Nature: What?
Rosie: Think about it. Tobacco is natural, Prozac's unnatural. Earthquakes are natural, television's unnatural. Natural sucks!

[first lines]
Mother Nature: [sigh] Pretty impressive, huh? People tend to think of me as that, uh, environmental nut. But whenever I get down to work they say, 'Mother Nature, you're such a destructive bitch'.

[last lines]
Mother Nature: This is good. Now you can settle down and act your age.
Rosie: What's that supposed to mean? Easy listening and orthopedic shoes?
Mother Nature: That sounds about right, yeah.
Rosie: No, I don't wanna do that. I wanna stay passionate. I-I wanna scream at rock concerts, and-and get angry at the news. And - I wanna wear miniskirts!
Mother Nature: You're gonna look ridiculous!
Rosie: Yeah, well, when enough people are ridiculous, it starts to look normal.

The Santa Clause 2 (2002)
Mother Nature: Don't mess with me, Santa. I'm pre-El Nino.

Happily Ever After (1990)
Mother Nature: Just as love can bring the greatest joy, it can also bring the greatest sorrow. But then, it is love that makes people the most special of all my creatures.

Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002) (V)
Michael Ian Black: [trying to rake leaves, but holding rake upside down] It's not working!
Michael Showalter: [putting leaves in a manila envelope] This will take me forever. The bag is too small.
David Wain: [raking a tree trunk] Where are the leaves anyway? I feel like I'm in hell.
Michael Ian Black: [Mother Nature appears] Mother Nature!
Michael Showalter: [whispers] Mother of God!
David Wain: Mother I'd like to fuck!
Michael Ian Black: I like your jeans, Mother Nature.
Mother Nature: How's the yard work going boys?
Michael Showalter: Raking leaves is a lot harder than we thought it would be.
David Wain: [holding up two wine glasses and a bottle of wine] Would you like to have a drink with me?
Mother Nature: [holding wine glass] You need to be at one with nature. Maybe this will help.
[snaps fingers]
Mother Nature: ["Don't Tell Me" by Madonna starts playing]
Michael Ian Black: Madonna!
Michael Showalter: I love this song.