Quotes for
Jacques Grande (Character)
from The Love Guru (2008)

The Love Guru (2008)

Jacques Grande: And now, I'd like to show my love by making for you a Quebec pizza.
Prudence Roanoke: What's that?
Jacques Grande: Pop-Tart with the ketchup. She's good.

Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion!
Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!

Jacques Grande: Don't look at me with that tone of voice or I will punch you in the shirt!

Jacques Grande: Ding Dong. Did someone order the special Quebec pizza huh? You know, like in the porno.

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