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Brittany Miller (Character)
from Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)

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The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)
Janette Miller: What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?
Eleanor Miller: Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches.
Brittany Miller: Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this?

Alvin Seville: You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for real!
Brittany Miller: Oh, is that so?
Alvin Seville: Yeah, that's so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now!

Brittany Miller: Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.

Brittany Miller: So, Alvin, you finally showed up.
Alvin Seville: Well, somebody has to win the race.

Janette Miller: Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?
Simon Seville: Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction.
Brittany Miller: Thank you for your advice, Simon.
[drags Janette away]
Brittany Miller: What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin!
Janette Miller: But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?
Brittany Miller: Oh, Janette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.

Brittany Miller: If you think I'm going to marry that pint-sized twerp, you're nuts!
Arabian Prince: [laughing] Pint-sized twerp? I love that!
[continues laughing, then pauses]
Arabian Prince: What is a twerp?

Brittany Miller: I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is... by the way, how rich is he?

Brittany Miller: [sees their dolls guarded by cobras] Oh no. How do we get our dolls?
Janette Miller: We don't.
Brittany Miller: Wait a minute. You've heard of snake charmers, right? Well, let's charm them.

Eleanor Miller: We've got to get this little guy back to Antarctica. He'll die if we don't.
Brittany Miller: And how do you propose we do that, Eleanor? Federal Express?

Brittany Miller: [Brittany and Janette are in the sultan's treasure chamber. They see the dolls, but cobras appear] Oh, no! How do we get our dolls?
Janette Miller: [cobras advance] Uh... we don't.

Brittany Miller: [yawns] Janette, could you pass me something to eat?
[goes over to the cooler]
Eleanor Miller: Don't do it, Janette!
Brittany Miller: Honestly, Eleanor. When it comes to food, you are really selfish.
[opens the cooler and sees the baby penguin]
Brittany Miller: A penguin! You are going to eat this penguin?

Simon Seville: Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?
Janette Miller: Well, there was this guy...
[Brittany slaps her mouth shut]
Brittany Miller: We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?
Simon Seville: Well, actually, I get the feeling...
[Alvin slaps his mouth shut]
Alvin Seville: It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?
Janette Miller: No.
Brittany Miller: Sure we do!
Alvin Seville: [laughs] No, you don't.
Brittany Miller: All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?
Simon Seville: We've got to keep these two apart!

Brittany Miller: Hey, what's all that commotion? It sounds like a big celebration.
Eleanor Miller: Well, they've got a bonfire...
[sees Theodore blurred at first]
Eleanor Miller: ...and a chubby little butterball tied to a stake.
[gasps after seeing Theodore clearly]
Eleanor Miller: It's Theodore!

Arabian Prince: Contact Jamal and tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls!
Servant: But Jamal specifically wanted the girls to be returned.
Arabian Prince: I do not take orders from Jamal! I am doing him a favor, and as payment, I keep the girls!
Brittany Miller: Oh! Dream on, Tiny Tim!

Alvin Seville: We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?
Janette Miller: No.
Brittany Miller: Sure we do!
Alvin Seville: [laughs] No, you don't.

Brittany Miller: Well, that was quite a breeze!
Janette Miller: A breeze? It was a hurricane! Just like Simon said.
Eleanor Miller: Yeah, Brittany. Why don't you just admit you were wrong.
Brittany Miller: Because I don't think...
Janette Miller, Eleanor Miller: Brittany!
Brittany Miller: Okay, okay, I was wr... wr... wr... Janette, where's our first drop-off?
[Janette and Eleanor sigh]

Arabian Prince: Prepare for the engagement ceremony! In ten years, I will make her one of my wives!
Brittany Miller: One of your wives? Oh!
[gets terrified and runs up to Janette and hugs her]
Eleanor Miller: [to the prince] Excuse me, Sir, but uh, you wouldn't want to marry Brittany. You see, she's, well she's, very difficult.
Janette Miller: And she's not very tidy.
Eleanor Miller: And her perfume is atrocious!
Janette Miller: And she spends money like a drunken sailor!
Eleanor Miller: And... and when she doesn't get her way...
Brittany Miller: THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU GUYS!

[Eleanor and Janette have just rescued Brittany from drowning]
Eleanor Miller: We thought you were a goner!
Brittany Miller: Me too.
Eleanor Miller: We would've been lost without you!
Brittany Miller: I know.
Eleanor Miller: Thank goodness you're all right!
[picks up the Theodore doll and kisses it]
Brittany Miller: WHAT?
Eleanor Miller: Just kidding, Brit.

Eleanor Miller: [feeding the baby Penguin on their way to Antartica] Just one little bite for auntie Eleanor.
[the baby penguin lets out a weak chirp]
Janette Miller: He's getting worse!
Brittany Miller: What can we do?
Eleanor Miller: [wetting a rag and places it on the baby penguins head] He needs his mommy, Brittany. She'll know what to do.

Brittany Miller: This *happens* to be my favorite dress, Janette!

Klaus Furschtien: Excuse us, but we couldn't help but overhear your conversation.
Claudia Furschtien: We were just wondering if you really could win a race around the world.
Brittany Miller: I would!
Alvin Seville: Not a chance!
Klaus Furschtien: I know she could win.
Claudia Furschtien: Would you like to make a little wager?
Klaus Furschtien: Why not?
[to Brittany]
Klaus Furschtien: I bet a million dollars on this cutie.
Claudia Furschtien: [to Alvin] And I bet on this handsome gentleman.
Alvin Seville: A million dollars? You're joking, right?
Klaus Furschtien: Certainly not. We're quite wealthy, and very bored.


Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011)
Alvin: Simon!
Brittany: Uh... Alvin? You're starting to sound like Dave.
Alvin: [gasps] Noooooooooooo!

Alvin: Guys, we're chipmunks! We're used to living in the wild!
Brittany: Uh, no. We're chipmunks that used to be used to living in the wild!

Alvin: We're alive! We're alive!
Brittany: Good, 'cause now I'm going to kill you!

Brittany: Of course. That's why the water was so hot. It's being heated by an underground magma chamber.
Eleanor: How do you know that?
Brittany: I have no idea the place where I get my nails done always has the science channel on maybe I accidentally paid attention.

Brittany: Since I'm not the pretty one anymore, maybe I should build a shelter too.
Alvin: Yeah, good luck with that.
Brittany: You think I can't do it?
Alvin: Hey, I didn't say that, Brit. I thought it, but I didn't say it.

Alvin: I think I know why Dave hasn't come.
Brittany: You do? Why?
Alvin: 'Cause he's not even looking.
Brittany: Alvin, why wouldn't he be looking for us?
Alvin: Because I drive him crazy. you know the way Simon's been driving me crazy? I mean, that's what I've been doing to Dave for years. No wonder he hates me.
[sigh]
Brittany: Oh, don't worry, Alvin. I'm sure Dave will come. I mean, he certainly loves Simon and Theodore.


Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Brittany: Hey Ian! In the words of The Donald, "You're fired!"