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: Why did you leave Sarah Graiman? Mike Traceur
: Oh, we are not talking about this. K.I.T.T.
: Sarah said you were immature and selfish, and that is why you left her. Mike Traceur
: She said that? K.I.T.T.
: Do you have another girlfriend? Are you a homosexual? Mike Traceur
: Oh, come on. Did you really just ask me that? K.I.T.T.
: Is it not natural that you should have a companion or some sort? Mike Traceur
: Monogamy is not natural. K.I.T.T.
: Why do you say that? Mike Traceur
: Because relationships don't last. K.I.T.T.
: It is true in the last 20 years 53% of the marriages in the United States ended in divorce. Mike Traceur
: You happy? K.I.T.T.
: I cannot be happy. Mike Traceur
: Yeah, me neither.
: I am the Knight Industries Three Thousand. You may call me "K.I.T.T."
: I am incapable of happiness. But I will say that it is logical that you are here. Mike Traceur
: Yeah, I know what you mean.
: You would not be pleased if I dropped food on you. Sarah
: [Mike is being rude to K.I.T.T
] Do unto others. K.I.T.T.
: [pulls up the verse she is referring to on the computer
] From the book of Matthew - Chapter 7; Verse 12. Mike Traceur
: This is intolerable. Mike Traceur
: [KITT does a 180, tossing everyone around in the car
] Sorry, I'll pick up the chip!
: K.I.T.T., you try something like that again, I'll put sugar in your gas tank. K.I.T.T.
: Don't even think about it, Mike.
: I require fuel. Mike Traceur
: You run on gas. Not hydrogen or plutonium or something really cool I've never heard of? Sarah
: Yeah. And what if you're in Nebraska and your hydrogen fuel system breaks down? Complicated isn't always better. Mike Traceur
: Why you gotta hate on Nebraska? K.I.T.T.
: My system is largely solar powered and recycles 91% of its expended energy, allowing a ratio of 167 miles traveled for every gallon of fuel burned. Mike Traceur
: So the super car runs on gas.
: Well, together again. K.I.T.T.
: I am incapable of happiness, but I will say it seems logical that you are here. Mike Traceur
: Yeah, I know what you mean. Mind if I drive? K.I.T.T.
: Is this going to become a habit? Mike Traceur
: He was my friend. K.I.T.T.
: I am still learning about the complexities of friendship, but I would be honored to count you as mine. Mike Traceur
: Every cowboy needs a sidekick. K.I.T.T.
: I would not sell yourself short Michael. You are much more than a horse Mike Traceur
: Hey, sense of humor. That's new.
: Do bad guys ever sleep? K.I.T.T.
: No. But neither do I.
: KITT wake you up again? Mike Traceur
: Yeah, and while we're on the subject, I think we need to have a little chat about boundaries. K.I.T.T.
: We are approaching the latitude and longitude of the plane's last known GPS location. Mike Traceur
: Don't try and change the subject.
[KITT skids to a stop, Michael hits his head on the dashboard
] Mike Traceur
: Ah! Ow. K.I.T.T.
: That would be changing the subject, Michael.
: Why would someone fake a plane crash? K.I.T.T.
: Isn't that why we get paid to figure out? Mike Traceur
: You get paid?
: Agent Renning is calling out an APB on us. Mike Traceur
: Then we better go incognito. Shall we go old school? K.I.T.T.
: To use the lingo of the time, I can dig it.
: Well, you know what Sgt. Burber says, "The pain is temporary, but the pride is forever." Mike Traceur
: You'd make a good drill sergeant, KITT. K.I.T.T.
: Thank you. Now drop and give me 20, Private Knight, you worthless bag of... Mike Traceur
: Sarah, our father is dead.
: [awakes suddenly
] Man, I was out cold. K.I.T.T.
: Actually, Michael, you were not out cold. You were in a very heavy REM state. Mike Traceur
: You know, you sometimes sound like Hal from 2001? K.I.T.T.
: I find that movie extremely confusing. Mike Traceur
: You know what confuses me? K.I.T.T.
: There are not enough hours in the day to list all the things that confuse you. Mike Traceur
: Oh, snap. K.I.T.T.
: Yes, Michael. Snap.
: It is essential to your survival that you calm yourself and complete this task. Mike Traceur
: I'm trying. K.I.T.T.
: Do or do not. There is no try. Mike Traceur
: You're quoting movie lines *now*?
: There is no such thing as the make out rule. Billy Morgan
: What? K.I.T.T.
: You told Zoe you can't park in a car at night without making out. And that it's a rule. Billy Morgan
: Well, it might not be in any database, but it's a rule. Trust me. K.I.T.T.
: Well, it's night, and you are both in a parked car. Zoe Chae
: Rules are rules.