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: Our goal is wealth! Mai
: Wasn't it to rule the world? Pilaf
: Wealth comes first now. I'm tired of living in poverty. In this body, I can't even acquire a part-time job!
[Trunks approaches the Pilaf Gang
: I was trying to act cool, and I called you my girlfriend... Pilaf
: ME? Trunks
: Not you! Shu
: ME? Trunks
: How did it come to that? That girl there! Mai
: Me?... Why would I be with a kid like you? Trunks
: You're a kid, too. I'm sorry, but could you just act for a little while... Mai
: Act as your girlfriend? What should I do? Trunks
: Uh... how about holding hands? Mai
] EH? How did kids these days get so revolutionary?
: I AM EMPEROR PILAF!
[Pilaf, Shu and Mai are now children
: We finally managed to make a wish to Shenron... and you asked for youth! Pilaf
: There wasn't much point asking to rule the world, when we'd aged and had only a few years left to enjoy ruling... Mai
: But he made us TOO young! Shu
: Well, I can't complain. As a dog, I've already exceeded my life expectancy.
[Mai takes Trunks hostage
: Mai... Mai
: Shut up, hostage! Trunks
: ...I can feel your breasts.
: [holds uo a Dragonball
] I used the diamond to distract the boy, while I sneaked out with this! They don't have a clue the Four-Star Dragon Ball has gone missing thanks to me! Pilaf
: Wow, you've really earned your keep this time!... But wait a second, we can't wish for money with just ONE Dragon Ball! Mai
: Oh, don't worry, I've got it all figured out! We'll demand a huge ransom from them! We'll say we won't return the Ball, unless they give us one million Zeni xash! Pilaf
: Oh, that's brilliant! Mai, you're a genuine evil genius, a real-deal rascal! Mai
: Nothing compared to you Pilaf, you're even eviller!
: I'm pretty sure that diamond was worth more than a million zeni, couldn't we just have taken it and left?
: ...or not? Pilaf
: Don't be stupid! Nobody wants to be THAT rich, it's way too stressful! It's about balance! Mai
: That's right! You'll be so stressed, you'll start wetting yourself all the time! And I'm not washing your pee-pee pants! Pilaf
: ...Okay, that just went to a weird place. I expect my evil henchmen to have a little class. Mai
: I'm sorry, my bad.
: MAI! You're okay! Mai
: I could say the same about you. Trunks
: I was worried about you! Mai
: I should say the same about you. Trunks
: I'm so glad...
[takes Mai's hand
] Hey! Trunks
: [in tears
] I'm so glad... I was sure you had died... Mai
: You idiot. A man shouldn't burst into tears so fast.
[Black Goku attacks
: [to her troops
] Do not be intimidated! Trunks will bring reinforcements from the past! So let us not give up on life!
: [in tears
] I was not able to save everyone... Son Gokû
: You did the best you could. You have nothing to be ashamed of.
: Let's go to the future. Trunks
: Everyone... thank you for everything.
[Trunks and Mai leave
: Trunks! Trunks
: [fighting Goku Black
] Stay back! You should get going! Mai
: What are you saying? I'll draw him off, the one who needs to go back is you!
: Pilaf, may I remind you that we don't have time to shop today?
: [to the Pilaf gang
] All right, get on with it! Pilaf
: Look, after we do this, are you the kind of guy who's gonna kill us? Sorbet
: Don't you worry, earthling. There's a chance we may have use for you later. So it's in our best interest to keep you alive. Now go on, or don't you trust me? Pilaf
: Sort of... Mai
: Hey! I have a boyfriend named Trunks and if anything happens to me, he'll make you regret it!
: I have tracked Muten Roshi. He is with the boy, Son Goku. I could disrupt them... Lord Piccolo
[in a plane trying to escape Oozaru
] Emperor Pilaf
: Why won't it start up? Mai
: Maybe it's because you're not yelling loud enough!
[Pilaf screams offensively
[after being betrayed by King Piccolo
] Are we there yet? Mai
: From here on, I think we should choose our allies with more scrutiny, sire. Emperor Pilaf
: Be quiet!
[stuck on a desert island
: I'm so hungry... Mai
: It's your fault, Lord Pilaf! Shû
: We've eaten nothing but grass for three days! That's a harsh diet, even for a dog! Mai
: Just where on this island is the treasure supposed to be, anyway? Pilaf
: It says so on this map!
[holds it up
: It cost 50 zeni, so keep checking! Mai
: [tears it up
] Who would believe such a cruddy map?... The same for our boat: thanks to you being so skimpy, the engine broke down! We can't even get back home, can we? Shû
: [in tears
] Will I die here? Pilaf
: Just stop complaining and keep looking for the treasure!