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: I'm Lindsay Lohan... Lo-hon... Lowon... I'm Lois Lane!
: [in a Parody of Highlander
] He's dead, as are the Olsen Twins, I even decapitated my sister Haylie, Though she didn't have any powers now it was really awkward to explain to Mom and Dad, Only you and I remain. Lindsay Lohan
: You Bitch! Hilary Duff
: Watch it Lohan, we can't fight on Holy ground.
[They're currently at The Gap
: [During Lindsay's training exercises
] You must harness your gifts for the gathering. Lindsay Lohan
: What gathering? You're gathering.
: I lost 150 pounds, and nobody takes me seriously! Maybe I'll adopt a brown kid.
: So now it ends. The power is mine, Lohan! Lindsay Lohan
: Not if I can help it!
[Lohan and Duff engage in a sword fight
] Hilary Duff
: Slut! Lindsay Lohan
: Whore! Hilary Duff
: White trash! Lindsay Lohan
: Agent Cody skank! Hilary Duff
: Aaron Carter loves *me*! Lindsay Lohan
: Aaron said your toes were gross! Hilary Duff
: Your album sucks! Lindsay Lohan
: *MY* album sucks!
: When I grow up, I gonna get an Oscar. Sean Connery
: If by Oscar you mean get your head cut off, you're on your way if you don't train harder. Lindsay Lohan
: Uh, that totally isn't what I meant, stupid! You smell like whiskey, and I wanna go shopping. Sean Connery
: And they complained when I smacked by wife.
: Never lose your temper! Lindsay Lohan
: Never lose my "tempa"? Sean Connery
: Temper! Lindsay Lohan
: Ugh, i hate your slurring, you drunk! Sean Connery
: I'm not drunk! I'm Scottish! Lindsay Lohan
] Ooh, sure. And I was in the hospital for exhaustion.
[to Dom after hitting Charlie
] Lindsay Lohan
: You were driving.
: I don't wanna end up all over the internet. I pride myself in keeping a low profile. My private life is private.
: Okay, what is that? Charlie Sheen
: Just unraveling the old hose. Charlie Sheen
: Save it for tomorrow, Raul! Raul - the Gardener
: Si senor.
: I'm going to blow you across the room! Charlie Sheen
: Sounds awesome.
: I don't want to end up all over the Internet. I pride myself on keeping a low profile. My private life is private... wait, what are all these? Charlie Sheen
: Oh, just some movies I rented. Lindsay Lohan
: Me and Brandy, missionary? Charlie Sheen
: A tale of two girls who become nuns. Lindsay Lohan
: And what are all those? Charlie Sheen
: Oh, it's just your standard home security setup, basic run of the mill. Lindsay Lohan
: And why do you need security cameras pointing at your bed. Charlie Sheen
: In case a burglar tries to steal my sex tapes.
: Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive. Lindsay Lohan
: That's sweet. You're worried about me driving. Charlie Sheen
: I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.
Guy at party
: Woah, Lindsay Lohan just took her top off! Lindsay Lohan
: Wow, I just drank a beer! Who wants to do me? Guy at party
: I know I already did you but I'll come again!