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: There's been some serious fighting going on around here.
: There's bound to be a few Saiyans left, we'll just look around until we find em' eh?
: Hey, maybe they're scared of us, you guys.
: Man that was horrible... those two guys were monsters not men.
: If we can't think of a good wish, what about a bad one? I mean, wouldn;t it be cool if we were all filthy rich? Well, guys?
[silence, Yamcha awkwardly laughs
: I will wait no longer! Do you have a wish or not? Krillin
: ...Yes, I do! I would like you to change Android 17 and 18 into human beings, so they can live out their lives in peace! Gohan
: Gosh, Krillin... Shenron
: That wish can not be granted now. It is beyond my power to do so. Android 18
: [watching from afar
] What's he doing? Krillin
: Sorry, guys. I had to try. Yamcha
: Hey, look, no prob! The girl's cool! But her boyfriend, I would never wish that guy back! Would you, guys? Piccolo
: Sure, hadn't we already tried? We wished for all of Cell's victims back, right, and he was one of them! Besides, what would Goku do if he were in our shoes? Yamcha
: Right, I see what you mean... All right, you got the floor, bro! Krillin
: Great! I have one more wish! Could you the the explosives out of the androids' bodies? That shouldn't be too hard, right? Yamcha
: Man, Krillin, I hope you know what you're doing... Shenron
: I can. Krillin
: All right!
[a burst of energy occurs
: There, it has been done. Krillin
: Thanks! Thanks very much! Shenron
: You're welcome. I must go now.
: Hey, you like the girl, right? So what's up? Why did you wanna wish that guy back too? Krillin
: Well, I know it's strange... but I want her to be truly happy. And those two make such a good couple that I thought she'd be happier with him. Well, that's why. Yamcha
: Dude, you're hopeless. Piccolo
: If that's what you humans call love, count me out.
: Hey, boneheads! 17 is my twin brother! Krillin
] Oh, man... Yamcha
: No, this is excellent, you dope! Didn't you hear her, that guy's her twin brother! Android 18
: I wouldn't celebrate if I were you! Krillin
: Uh... Android 18
: If you think you won my heart because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken! I didn't ask for your help!... But it was really nice of you. Krillin
: It was...? You... you mean... you're not mad at me? Android 18
: Not really... no. Krillin
: Well then, would you like to come over and join us? Android 18
: No, thanks.
: Aww, man...
: Lena, Lena, we're sinking! Lena
: No problem, Zedie, I always drive a convertible.
: You know, you can always count on me, Lena. I'm not afraid to go with ya.
: You mean they've spotted us?
: Hey, these clothes are expensive! I'm not jumpin' in there! Bulma
: What kind of lame excuse is that? Just take them off and go in your underwear! Yamcha
: Heh heh heh. See uh... that poses a problem. Uh... I'm not wearing any. Heh... Bulma
: Yeah, right! I bet you're just chickening out! Hmmm... What about you? Master Roshi
: Aheh aheh... I'd definitely go if I didn't have this cold. Aheh. Bulma
: The men are scared. Android 18
: Well, I'm not. But I don't feel like getting wet right now... so no. Bulma
: Least you were honest about it, unlike certain others I know!
: It's kind of hard to believe that you can actually wish people back from the dead with these things. Yamcha
: Well, look at me. I was as dead as you can get and I was wished back to life! Bulma
: Don't worry, Videl. Most people come back normal. Yamcha
: Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
[after Yamcha crashes the plane
: What the heck was that, Yamcha? Yamcha
: Hey, that was a difficult landing! Bulma
: Especially if you don't know how to land!
: We've now reached cruising altitude. Oolong
: This trip is as far from a cruise as you can get. Bulma
: I don't know why we even bothered to bring him. All he does is think about himself! Oolong
: Why risk my life? Gimme one good reason! Yamcha
: You're going. It's not up for discussion!
: Yamcha? Yamcha
: Huh? Bulma
] Don't think this means that i'm not mad at you anymore, but this is an emergency. So we can bury the hatchet for now - but just for now! Yamcha
: [nervously, after what happened the last time they saw each other
] Uh, okay, Bulma. We'll talk everything out later when we have plenty of time. Oolong
] If we make it to later!
: Ow, my balls!
: [a jet of steam hits him
] Peas and rice! I just fried my na...
[after Yamcha sees Chi-Chi
] Listen, this is all just a misunderstanding! Bulma
: [angrily enunciates
] Enlighten us. Yamcha
: Bulma, please! It's not what you're thinking! When I met her, she was just a little girl. She was cute in a sisterly sort of way! She looks nothing like the beautiful woman she is today, honest!
[Bulma boils in fury for not being told about this
] Oops, I shouldn't have said that.
[after Goku made a wish and comes back
: [shouts in pain
] I got to go! That was a long trip! Oh, hurry, hurry!
[Goku undoes his pants and urinates in the lake
] Fortune-Teller Baba
] No, you can't do that here! Go find a bush, you animal! People swim in there, you dolt! Think about the poor creatures that live in that water! Yamcha
: [seeing Goku urinate
] And he's gonna be famous? Bulma
[a crow flies in the shrine spooking everyone
: How'd that crow get in here? Fortune-Teller Baba
: [freaks out
] That's a bad omen! Bulma
: You mean a bad omen about Goku? Yamcha
: [tries to shoo the crow away
] Get our of here! Shoo! Go on!
[Yamcha's shoe laces snap off from the omen signs
] Fortune-Teller Baba
: Oh, bad l - uh?
[a mirror shatters from another sign as everyone goes worried about Goku
] Fortune-Teller Baba
: More bad luck?
[Goku's tail is grabbed and is being beaten by his masked opponent
] Won't somebody help him? Bulma
: Cut the dramatics, Roshi. Who is he? Tell us! Krillin
: Who cares about him? Upa's right. We have to save Goku! Yamcha
: Master Roshi? Master Roshi
: We have no choice but to watch this play itself out. Upa
: Huh? Bulma
: No! Puar
: Mommy! Yamcha
: Say what? Why? Master Roshi
: Because as hard as it is to accept, it isn't our place; the living have no jurisdiction here. The man Goku is fighting, he's not of this world. As impossible as this may sound, that masked man is really Gohan - Goku's deceased grandfather.
[Goku's friends freak out in shock
: Look, I like your planet, or rather I've enjoyed myself enough to not despise it entirely. I'll give you one last chance to save yourselves. I nominate you!
[points at Oolong
: Yes, I'm singling you out, Porky! Oolong
: Who, ME? Beerus
: [licks his lips
] That's right, the one who looks so delicious... Oolong
: [freaked out
] He wants my bacon... Beerus
: Come a little closer, won't you? Oolong
: I taste awful! I don't exercise, I eat nothing but junk! Beerus
: All you have to do is play a game of Paper Rock Scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust! Oolong
: He's kidding, right? Krillin
: I guess it's a universal game! Oolong
: Don't make me, I suck at Paper Rock Scissors! Puar
: This is great! It's your big break, Oolong! You've never had a chance to be important before! But don't lose, because if we die it'll be all your fault! Oolong
: You're not helping, Puar! Yamcha
: [whispers to Oolong
] Hey, wait a second... I figured it out! I know why he picked you as his opponent, Oolong, it makes sense! This guy thinks you're just an ordinary pig with ordinary pig hooves! And a pig hoof could only make Scissors, so he'd win every time with Rock! But you're not a pig, are you? You're a pig MAN! You've got fingers, you can throw all the signs! He's gonna draw Rock for sure, Oolong, I know it! All you have to do is draw Paper, and you'll win! Oolong
] Stupid cat alien, thinking he's got me pegged... I'll make him sorry! Beerus
: Are you ready, pig? Oolong
: You bet! Beerus
: On three... Beerus
: One, two, three!
[Oolong draws Paper... and Beerus draws Scissors, which beats Paper
: You fools, don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!
: There's no need to grieve for your fallen companion. You'll be joining him shortly. Puar
: Ahhh! Oolong
: Waah! Yamcha
: Monster! Piccolo Jr.
: You can all keep Goku company in the afterlife.
[after Oolong made his wish to save everyone
: I think that little pervert just saved the world! Bulma
: Maybe he's not such a coward after all!
: It's just not the same without him, is it? Chi-Chi
: Gosh. You really care for Goku. Hey, I know! How 'bout we trade mates! Vegeta for Goku! Bulma
: Huh? Chi-Chi
: Vegeta's not as sweet, but he's certainly more dependable. I think it evens out. Bulma
: Hmm... Yamcha
: Hey, I'm available, ladies! What do ya say, huh? Chi-Chi
: We're talking an even trade. We don't want a downgrade.
: [to Cacao
] You want some of me flyface?
: Come on, I can totally help Gohan with his school work. Chi-Chi
: That's exactly what I'm afraid of! Yamcha
: Wait, I forgot to call Bulma!
: Krillin, your wife is fighting, why are you down here? Kuririn
: I gave up fighting a long time ago... Chichi
: Is this the time and place to say such things? Kuririn
: I have to think about Marron, too! Yamcha
: Krillin, I'll protect Marron with my life! So go fight as much as you wish!
: He was always friendly and cheerful! Chi-Chi
: Huh? Yamcha
: Huh? Oolong
: Huh? Puar
: Huh? Krillin
: Huh? Adult Goku
: What's up? Piccolo
: Goku! Narrator
: A true gentleman, and loving father! Adult Goku
: Come here buddy! Young Goten
: [sees that Goku's tail is gone for the last time
] Goku, what happened to your tail? Goku
: Huh? Oh, that? I got rid of it. You see, it turned out that the moon could be restored if I lost my tail. So that's what I decided to do.
[Yamcha and Krillin go blank but looks at each other and laughs knowing that are still keeping this secret from him
] Did you ever find it again?
: It's Bulma. She wants us to watch somethin' on TV. Master Roshi
: Why? She gonna be on a show? Oolong
: Yeah, and now she wants us all to watch so she can brag about how famous she is... Yamcha
: Ha ha ha ha. Probably.
: Okay, now do you remember the spell to release him? You know all the words? Bulma
: Of course. I'm not gonna pull a Frieza and screw it up, Yamcha! Master Roshi
: Bulma... I think Frieza failed because he wore too many clothes.
: Wow! Check it out! The Dragon Balls should be right below us, guys! Oolong
: Oh, great, it's at the bottom of the ocean. Yamcha
: Too bad we didn't bring our swimsuits. Oolong
: Known fact: Pigs don't float, I'm off the hook.
[Goku starts to transform
: Goku, this isn't funny! Yamcha
: I don't think he's joking!
: Hey, wait a minute. If those androids are going to Goku's house first and they don't find him there, isn't this the next obvious place to look? Yamcha
: Yeah, probably. That seems logical enough. Oolong
: Then what are we doing waiting around here like sitting ducks? When they get here, we're finished!
: It looks like we'll be at Master Roshi's island in no time. Oh and Krillin, don't you think we'd better tell Bulma what we're up to? Krillin
: Good idea... Wait, are you saying that I should call her? No way! Yamcha
: Come on Krillin, I'm flying the plane here. Thanks buddy. Krillin
: All right.
: No offence man, your mom's just hard to deal with sometimes. Trunks
] Believe me, I know what you mean.
: Can anyone he wants enter the competition? Trunks
: He'll take on anyone who challenges him. And he expects to have a battle with each of us... one by one. Master Roshi
: Of course. You know what he's trying to do. I do. His plan is to eliminate the competition once and for all. Yamcha
: Well, I kind o' like the idea of another martial arts tournament. I mean, hey. I think I'll dominate. Puar
: Yeah! Lets get 'im! Yamcha
: Yeah! Oolong
: Just make sure you don't get another hand through your stomach.