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: It's Buck. Maggie
: Stallion of the Cim-MORON.
: I got it! Why don't we go nab that Alameda Slim and use the reward money to save the farm? Mrs. Calloway
: Oh, that *is* a sensible idea. Maggie
: I knew you'd love it! Mrs. Calloway
: Don't they have sarcasm where you come from?
: Step lightly, girls! The male of the species can be extremely hostile.
: Well, I think we all know what happens now! Mrs. Calloway
: Jeb, don't start! Jeb
: Now we all get eaten! Mrs. Calloway
: Jeb! Audrey
: But who would eat a chicken?
: Maggie, may I be frank? Maggie
: Only if you let me wear the hat.
: Maggie is some fun, isn't she? Mrs. Calloway
] Teaching pigs to throw food. As if they weren't sloppy enough.
: What kind of sheriff's office was that? Mrs. Calloway
: Saloon girls? Gambling? How does he ever get any work done? Maggie
: If that's the sheriff's office, this town rocks!
Barry & Bob, the Longhorns
: Don't worry, darlin'. I'll protect you. Mrs. Calloway
: You've got exactly 2 seconds to remove your hoof before I snap it off at the knee. Barry & Bob, the Longhorns
: Oh, sorry ma'am, I thought you were the blonde...
[Mrs. Calloway smacks him off-screen
: [to four scowling chicks
] Now don't look at me so crossly. I know what you're going to say. That Maggie and Grace will need someone with my eye for detail and to keep them on the straight and narrow. Mrs. Calloway
] Say no more. I'll go. Ta-ta and no mushy goodbyes, my little ones. You know how I get about overly emotional displays.