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Quotes for
Tomax (Character)
from "G.I. Joe" (1985)

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"Community: G.I. Jeff (#5.11)" (2014)
Xim-Xam: Before you fight me, G.I. Joe, you should be warned: I, Xim-Xam, have a twin brother named Mix-Max that feels all my pain!
Tight Ship: And how is that supposed to affect us?
Xim-Xam: ...Psychologically?
[Wingman shoots Xim-Xam. At that moment, Mix-Max is working in a restaurant]
Mix-Max: [to a couple] Today's soup is a carrot puree with a...
[falls to the ground and grabs his leg in agony]
Mix-Max: OW, DAMMIT! Sorry, my twin brother is... it's pointless to explain.

G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) (V)
Serpentor: Blunderers! Fools! We possess power greater than any on Earth! Yet our conquests are stripped from us on every front! Our most dangerous enemy is NOT G.I. Joe but YOUR collective incompetence!
Cobra Commander: Hogwash!
Serpentor: WHAT? You dare say?
Cobra Commander: The fault, most imperial Serpentor, lies not within us, but within YOU! Your leadership has been pompous, pusilanimous and pathetic!
Baroness: What did he say!
Zarana: He's gone batty!
Dr. Mindbender: That's treason!
Tomax: I don't believe it!
Serpentor: Yes, leadership IS at the very heart of this matter. But it's not mine that's inadequate, Cobra Commander, it is YOURS! Your ego driven stupidity has converted victory into catastrophe FOR THE LAST TIME!
Cobra Commander: Go ahead. Make me the scapegoat. My loyal subordinates could testify to my superb stewardship of Cobra. But you don't have the courage to let them speak!
Serpentor: Wrong again! Defend him if you can.
Cobra Commander: Indeed they shall! You first, noble Destro.
Destro: Militarily speaking, it is only fair to say that Cobra Commander is a world-class... buffoon.
Cobra Commander: WHAT? Baroness, Dr. Mindbender, brave Xomat and Tomax... you won't let Destro's treacherous assassination of my character go unchallenged, will you?
Dr. Mindbender: Certainly not! Destro forgot to mention your frequent displays of cowardice!
Cobra Commander: Oh!
[Cut to Pythona emerging from the lake and breaking into Cobra's headquarters and back again to the other Cobras blaming Cobra Commander for their repeated failures]
Baroness: And you botched our desert campaign!
Destro: We had won but YOU countermanded my order!
Baroness: You meddling brought us defeat! Again and again and again!
Dr. Mindbender: You're not just a fool, you're Cobra's curse!
Tomax: Inept!
Xamot: Insufficient!
Tomax, Xamot: Inexcusable!
Cobra Commander: Unsubstantiated fantasy! Lies, lies, LIES!

"G.I. Joe: The Pyramid of Darkness: Part 1 - The Further Adventures of G.I. Joe (#1.1)" (1985)
[Cobra captures a space shuttle]
Tomax: We've caged quite a bird, Xamot.
Xamot: Yes, Tomax. Now let's take birdie home to...
Tomax, Xamot: COBRA!

"G.I. Joe: The Pyramid of Darkness: Part 3 - Three Cubes to Darkness (#1.3)" (1985)
Tomax: The Joes have unwittingly activated...
Xamot: ...the Ancient Guardians!
Tomax: And when they have destroyed G.I. Joe for us...
Xamot: ...we shall plant our cube...
Tomax, Xamot: And be gone!