Quotes for
Roadblock (Character)
from "G.I. Joe" (1985)

G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

[from trailer]
Roadblock: Let's move! The world ain't saving itself!

[from trailer]
Flint: There's no one out there we can trust...
Roadblock: There is one man...

[from trailer]
Roadblock: In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, Dear Lord don't let me die tonight!"

[from trailer]
Roadblock: Did I miss anything, General?
Joe Colton: Call me JOE.

[from trailer]
Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock: [to Duke] You need a new catchphrase.

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G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) (V)

Roadblock: Hey, this is your faceplate?
Cobra Commander: Was my mask. Just as I was once a man.

Cobra Commander: Useless. It's all useless.
Roadblock: Come on! Snap out of it! Neither of us will make it if YOU don't hang together!
Cobra Commander: I was once a man. A man!

[Seeing one of Cobra-La's flying creatures]
Roadblock: Even their air force is ugly!

Roadblock: Hey, I don't like that sound. Tell me, dude, what's going down?
Cobra Commander: The beginning of the end of the human race.

[Abandoned by his fellow Cobras, a mutated Cobra Commander turns to his former adversaries for help as they flee Cobra-La]
Cobra Commander: Wait for me!
[He catches up to Roadblock]
Cobra Commander: Stop! It's a trap!
Roadblock: [Grabs Cobra Commander by the collar] Get outta my face!
Cobra Commander: Look!
[Roadblock turns to see his fellow Joes get recaptured by Cobra-La's living fortress]
Roadblock: My buddies.
Cobra Commander: There's nothing you can do to save them!
[Roadblock growls and tightens his grip around Cobra Commander]
Cobra Commander: Wait! I know another way out of Cobra-La! You can save yourself and fight again!
Roadblock: So what's your fee? Snakes don't give for free.
Cobra Commander: Take me with you!
[Roadblock surveys the situation and sees he has no other option but to trust Cobra Commander]
Roadblock: We got a bargain. But play it straight or there's no doubt, I'll turn your eyeballs inside out.
Cobra Commander: This way!

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"G.I. Joe: Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town (#1.39)" (1985)

Roadblock: Smack your lips and feast your eyes. Roadblock cooked you a big surprise.

Roadblock: [after getting shot off the road by the Baroness] That witch has a way with a laser ray.

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"G.I. Joe: Let's Play Soldier (#2.9)" (1986)

Roadblock: We're gonna tangle with some pretty low dirt and we don't want you kids getting hurt.

Roadblock: I don't wanna bet my life on stopping that plane with a pocket knife.

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