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Roadblock (Character)
from G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)

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G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
[from trailer]
Roadblock: Let's move! The world ain't saving itself!

Flint: We have to assume that there's no one we could trust.
Roadblock: There is one man. He's the reason we call ourselves Joes.

Roadblock: In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate."

Roadblock: General.
Joe Colton: Call me Joe.

Captain Duke Hauser: Drive it like you stole it!
Roadblock: As your good friend, you need a new catchphrase.

Captain Duke Hauser: Anyone ever tell you, you fight ugly?
Roadblock: Not from their backs, they don't.

Roadblock: [seeing Mouse is nervous] My first drop, I popped a live round into my mouth. It keeps your teeth from chattering. Give it a shot.
[gives him a bullet, which he puts into his mouth]
Mouse: Delicious.
Roadblock: Attaboy.

Roadblock: That's on the rise. Like your panties.
Captain Duke Hauser: You love my panties.
[pause]
Roadblock: That's an interesting choice of a joke. Of all the things you could say...
Captain Duke Hauser: Alright, okay, I'm just saying...
Roadblock: You love my panties?
Captain Duke Hauser: Are you going to shut up?
Roadblock: What does that mean?

Roadblock: I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill.

Roadblock: Damn ninjas.

[last lines]
Roadblock: Where can we find you, general?
Joe Colton: Just need my orders.
Roadblock: You know we'd make a hell of a team.

Roadblock: [to Snake Eyes, after planning to take down Cobra Commander] Snake Eyes, how's all of that sound?
[Snake Eyes is silent]
Roadblock: That's what I thought.

Joe Colton: [offering his minitank] It idles a little rough in neutral.
Roadblock: I ain't gonna be in neutral.
Joe Colton: Hoo-ah.
Roadblock: What about you?
Joe Colton: DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about reenlisting.

Flint: [watches as Cobra Commander escapes by helicopter] Block, Cobra Commander's bugging out. No sign of Firefly.
Roadblock: [watches Firefly coming] I've got him.


G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987) (V)
Roadblock: Hey, this is your faceplate?
Cobra Commander: Was my mask. Just as I was once a man.

Cobra Commander: Useless. It's all useless.
Roadblock: Come on! Snap out of it! Neither of us will make it if YOU don't hang together!
Cobra Commander: I was once a man. A man!

[Seeing one of Cobra-La's flying creatures]
Roadblock: Even their air force is ugly!

Roadblock: Hey, I don't like that sound. Tell me, dude, what's going down?
Cobra Commander: The beginning of the end of the human race.

[Abandoned by his fellow Cobras, a mutated Cobra Commander turns to his former adversaries for help as they flee Cobra-La]
Cobra Commander: Wait for me!
[He catches up to Roadblock]
Cobra Commander: Stop! It's a trap!
Roadblock: [Grabs Cobra Commander by the collar] Get outta my face!
Cobra Commander: Look!
[Roadblock turns to see his fellow Joes get recaptured by Cobra-La's living fortress]
Roadblock: My buddies.
Cobra Commander: There's nothing you can do to save them!
[Roadblock growls and tightens his grip around Cobra Commander]
Cobra Commander: Wait! I know another way out of Cobra-La! You can save yourself and fight again!
Roadblock: So what's your fee? Snakes don't give for free.
Cobra Commander: Take me with you!
[Roadblock surveys the situation and sees he has no other option but to trust Cobra Commander]
Roadblock: We got a bargain. But play it straight or there's no doubt, I'll turn your eyeballs inside out.
Cobra Commander: This way!


"G.I. Joe: Cobra Claws Are Coming to Town (#1.39)" (1985)
Roadblock: Smack your lips and feast your eyes. Roadblock cooked you a big surprise.

Roadblock: [after getting shot off the road by the Baroness] That witch has a way with a laser ray.


"G.I. Joe: Let's Play Soldier (#2.9)" (1986)
Roadblock: We're gonna tangle with some pretty low dirt and we don't want you kids getting hurt.

Roadblock: I don't wanna bet my life on stopping that plane with a pocket knife.


"G.I. Joe: Resolute: Part 7 (#1.7)" (2009)
Roadblock: Damn, Destro mined the entire corridor.
Gung-Ho: He's probably made the Baroness's undies out of plastic explosives.


"G.I. Joe: Arise, Serpentor, Arise!: Part I (#2.1)" (1986)
Roadblock: We keep blastin' but they don't drop, there ain't no way to make 'em stop!


"G.I. Joe: Renegades: Cousins (#1.23)" (2011)
Sebastian Bludd: I do enjoy racking up a bodycount on Cobra's tab, but you Joes made this personal.
Hershel Dalton: It's true then... Cobra is actually dirty!
Marvin Hinton: Oh, you'll believe HIM?