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Quotes for
'Rowdy' Roddy Piper (Character)
from WrestleMania (1985) (TV)

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WrestleMania V (1989) (TV)
Rowdy Roddy Piper: [to Brother Love] Tell me something.
[pats Brother Loves stomach]
Rowdy Roddy Piper: Have you ever heard of the Oprah Winfrey diet?
Brother Love: Well, I...
Rowdy Roddy Piper: [cutting off Brother Love] I didn't want to know that bad.

Rowdy Roddy Piper: Tell me. If you are a real Scotsman, then
[reaches for Brother Love's kilt]
Rowdy Roddy Piper: you don't got nothin' under that kilt there, do you? Huh? No, I mean it! If you are a real Scotsman, there's nothing under there.
Brother Love: Well, I...
Rowdy Roddy Piper: Excuse me, I should rephrase that. I don't mean he hasn't got anything under the kilt, I should say you're not wearing anything. We all know you ain't got nothin' under there!

Rowdy Roddy Piper: Call it a Kilt Mr. Downey, Call It a Kilt.
Morton Downey Jr.: K-I-L-L-E-D?
Rowdy Roddy Piper: Sorry Folks, for those who didn't get it, That was K-I-L-L-E-D as in Killed.


Royal Rumble (1992) (TV)
Roddy Piper: [Backstage Promo on the Mountie] Well, what we're dealing with is one of the *original* Village People here, with his manager Jimmy Hart, who keeps kissing the belt leaving all that lipstick on it. I heard the Mountie out here saying
[mocks Mountie's speech]
Roddy Piper: "first thing I'm gonna do," pounds his chest, I don't know him, he's something.
[continues mocking Mountie]
Roddy Piper: "First thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take Piper's integrity!" Sounds like Jacques Cousteau trying to find a dry spot in the ocean. I ain't go no damn integrity! How do think I got so far?
[Mocks Mountie again]
Roddy Piper: "Second thing I'm gonna do, I'm gonna take Roddy Piper's manhood!" Huh? I come here to fight! I don't know what *you* come here to *do*! I come here to win *two* titles - I can't do that 'til I win the first one! I think you've been dreamin' and I think it's been all *wet* too.


Summerslam (1991) (TV)
Bobby Heenan: There is only one law and order in that ring and it's the man in the red shirt
[the Mountie]
Roddy Piper: Well I believe it's the man in the blue shirt!
[Big Bossman]


"WWE Raw: 3-Hour Viewer's Choice Raw (#18.23)" (2010)
Rowdy Roddy Piper: All I hear is 'are you gonna go see The A-Team?' 'Are you gonna go see The A-Team?' 'Are you gonna go' No I ain't seeing no damn A-Team!


Survivor Series (1990) (TV)
Howard Finkel: [after Hacksaw Jim Duggan used the 2x4 on Earthquake] Hacksaw Jim Duggan has been disqualified.
Gorilla Monsoon: He Lost it Hot Rod.
Roddy Piper: He Lost it.