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Capt. Joe 'Mad Dog' Siska (Character)
from "Kolchak: The Night Stalker" (1974)

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"Kolchak: The Night Stalker: Demon in Lace (#1.16)" (1975)
Rosalind Winters: Uh, do you have a comment to make?
Carl Kolchak: Well?
Capt. Joe 'Mad Dog' Siska: Yeah, but you couldn't print it.

Capt. Joe 'Mad Dog' Siska: Look, Kolchak, I gotta tell you something. Some people dream about retiring.
Carl Kolchak: Uh-huh.
Capt. Joe 'Mad Dog' Siska: I dream about breaking your face.
Carl Kolchak: I love you too, Siska. Listen. How's your therapy coming along? A-okay?
Capt. Joe 'Mad Dog' Siska: Shut up.

"Kolchak: The Night Stalker: The Spanish Moss Murders (#1.9)" (1974)
Carl Kolchak: Whatever happened to "I'm okay, you're okay"?
Capt. Joe 'Mad Dog' Siska: Well, to tell you the truth, you're not okay! The people in group therapy didn't tell me I was ever gonna meet anybody as un-okay as you are.