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: Madam Bulma. Bulma
: Yes? Birusu
: I apologize for causing trouble. Bulma
: Besides that, apologize for hitting me!
: I apologize. Oolong
: [to Bulma
] Are you out of your mind? Birusu
: If it's all right, please invite me to another party. Bulma
: Only if you promise not to run wild. Birusu
: I understand. But next time, I want to try that dish pudding. Bulma
: I'll have tons served up. But don't say it tastes awful after eating it! Birusu
: If it tastes awful, I'll destroy the Earth! Son Gokû
: Then we'll fight again, Lord Bills!
] Hey, Lord Bills... Oolong
: It won't work, not from a middle-aged woman! Bulma
: Shut up!
] Son Gokû
] Oh, yeah, Vegeta, when Bulma got hit, you screamed "My Bulma!" and became a great Super Saiyan! Bulma
: I felt so loved! Vegeta
] I don't remember saying such a thing! But, back then, I definitely exceeded your power! Son Gokû
: Yeah, without a doubt! Next time, when we're fighting someone, I'll ask them to hit Bulma! Bulma
: When Vegeta did that, you shouldn't have been there... you'd already arrived, and watched from a distance! Bulma
: Goku? Oolong
: [jumps on Goku
] You bastard, are you serious? Everyone was getting battered! Son Gokû
: I'm sorry, I was trying to find a strategy to match him... but there was nothing I could think of! Vegeta
: Bulma, slap him two, no THREE more times! Bulma
: Yes, sir! Son Gokû
: I'm sorry! I regret it!
: Look, I like your planet, or rather I've enjoyed myself enough to not despise it entirely. I'll give you one last chance to save yourselves. I nominate you!
[points at Oolong
: Yes, I'm singling you out, Porky! Oolong
: Who, ME? Beerus
: [licks his lips
] That's right, the one who looks so delicious... Oolong
: [freaked out
] He wants my bacon... Beerus
: Come a little closer, won't you? Oolong
: I taste awful! I don't exercise, I eat nothing but junk! Beerus
: All you have to do is play a game of Paper Rock Scissors! If you win I'll leave your Earth intact, but of course if I win, I'll turn your Earth to dust! Oolong
: He's kidding, right? Krillin
: I guess it's a universal game! Oolong
: Don't make me, I suck at Paper Rock Scissors! Puar
: This is great! It's your big break, Oolong! You've never had a chance to be important before! But don't lose, because if we die it'll be all your fault! Oolong
: You're not helping, Puar! Yamcha
: [whispers to Oolong
] Hey, wait a second... I figured it out! I know why he picked you as his opponent, Oolong, it makes sense! This guy thinks you're just an ordinary pig with ordinary pig hooves! And a pig hoof could only make Scissors, so he'd win every time with Rock! But you're not a pig, are you? You're a pig MAN! You've got fingers, you can throw all the signs! He's gonna draw Rock for sure, Oolong, I know it! All you have to do is draw Paper, and you'll win! Oolong
] Stupid cat alien, thinking he's got me pegged... I'll make him sorry! Beerus
: Are you ready, pig? Oolong
: You bet! Beerus
: On three... Beerus
: One, two, three!
[Oolong draws Paper... and Beerus draws Scissors, which beats Paper
: You fools, don't you see my ears? I heard your whole plan!
: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BULMA! Oolong
: 38 is crazy old! Bulma
: SHUT UP!
: Some fun. Looking for Dragon Balls is boring!
: Hold on a minute, Lena, I only came along to keep an eye on you. I have a feeling you're just using us in this cockamamie search to get all the Dragon Balls for yourself!
: Lena... if you're planning on just waltzing right into the imperial palace, you can count me out. Gin.
: Come on, Mao Mao, this is your chance to meet all the beautiful princesses! Mao
: Ah! Yeah, maybe so, but what good that's gonna do me if it means getting myself killed?
: We've now reached cruising altitude. Oolong
: This trip is as far from a cruise as you can get. Bulma
: I don't know why we even bothered to bring him. All he does is think about himself! Oolong
: Why risk my life? Gimme one good reason! Yamcha
: You're going. It's not up for discussion!
: Did I hear you say Goku's on his way to the Red Ribbon compound? By himself? Master Roshi
: Yup. That's right. Krillin
: What in the world was he thinking? Bulma
: He's obviously not thinking! Oolong
: You can say that again.
: Yamcha? Yamcha
: Huh? Bulma
] Don't think this means that i'm not mad at you anymore, but this is an emergency. So we can bury the hatchet for now - but just for now! Yamcha
: [nervously, after what happened the last time they saw each other
] Uh, okay, Bulma. We'll talk everything out later when we have plenty of time. Oolong
] If we make it to later!
Kamesennin Muten Roshi
: Oh, I've missed the two of you, pafu pafu...
[goes for Chi-Chi's breasts
: [whacks Roshi with a frying pan
] Master Roshi is as healthy as ever. Oolong
: Yeah, and just as lecherous!
: I'll deal with them, it'll be a good after-dinner workout... Son Goku
: No, Vegeta, leave this to me! I can hardly wait, it's been too long... Vegeta
: Kakarot, this is between me and my brother! Son Goku
: Don't be like that! Vegeta
: No! Son Goku
: Oh, come on... Vegeta
: I said No! Trunks
: Papa, let me fight them! Son Goten
: Me too! Kuririn
: I think I'll fight, too... Android 18
: There's no money for it! Kuririn
: So? Son Gohan
: Me, too! Videl
: Eh? Kamesennin Muten Roshi
: I'd like to fight, too. Oolong
: It'd be better if you don't!
: Man, this is just like beauty and the geek!
: Where's Maron? Krillin
: Well, things were gettin' complicated so I broke up with her. Master Roshi
: Oh, poor guy. Ox King
: Ah, it's a darn shame. Oolong
: Well, I don't believe it. I'll bet she dumped him.
: Can anyone he wants enter the competition? Trunks
: He'll take on anyone who challenges him. And he expects to have a battle with each of us... one by one. Master Roshi
: Of course. You know what he's trying to do. I do. His plan is to eliminate the competition once and for all. Yamcha
: Well, I kind o' like the idea of another martial arts tournament. I mean, hey. I think I'll dominate. Puar
: Yeah! Lets get 'im! Yamcha
: Yeah! Oolong
: Just make sure you don't get another hand through your stomach.
: Now wasn't there a martial arts tournament a long time ago? Master Roshi
: That's correct. Ah yes. I believe I'll explain since I once won the tournament myself. Puar
: What? Master Roshi? I never knew you won it. Oolong
: Oh, you just had to get him started.
: Am I going crazy, or are we really back on Kami's lookout? Oolong
: What do you mean? You've always been crazy.
: I got it. We borrow Bulma's ship, orbit the Earth, and then sit back and watch the fireworks. Puar
: Oolong! Oolong
: Yeah, I bet ol' Cell would never think to look for us up in outer space. Puar
: Only a heartless soul would run and leave his friends behind. We're in this together.
: There's no need to grieve for your fallen companion. You'll be joining him shortly. Puar
: Ahhh! Oolong
: Waah! Yamcha
: Monster! Piccolo Jr.
: You can all keep Goku company in the afterlife.
: I want to have the world-- Oolong
: [cuts him
] The world's most comfortable pair of ultra-soft underwear!!
: We should forget about going to lizardville and head for the Bahamas.
: Gohan, I love you sweetie! Gohan
] Mom, not so loud! Bulma
: You own this, Trunks! Get 'em, and then we can go on vacation! Trunks
: [to himself, embarrassed
] Tactful as always, Mother. Oolong
: Krillin, don't get yourself killed! Krillin
: [to himself, annoyed
] Oh, I'll survive. Then, it's bacon time.
: He was always friendly and cheerful! Chi-Chi
: Huh? Yamcha
: Huh? Oolong
: Huh? Puar
: Huh? Krillin
: Huh? Adult Goku
: What's up? Piccolo
: Goku! Narrator
: A true gentleman, and loving father! Adult Goku
: Come here buddy! Young Goten
: Oolong, don't you just love Yamcha's ponytail? Oolong
: Huh? Uhh... Why? What do I look like? A hairdresser?
: Broccoli, just give it up! It's all over! Oolong
: Very tough. But his name's Broly.
: Wow! Check it out! The Dragon Balls should be right below us, guys! Oolong
: Oh, great, it's at the bottom of the ocean. Yamcha
: Too bad we didn't bring our swimsuits. Oolong
: Known fact: Pigs don't float, I'm off the hook.
: [notices Bulma looking around the bathtub
] Now what are looking for? Bulma
: Peepholes. Oolong
: Hey, what kind of place do you think I'm running? Bulma
: Well, I wouldn't put it past you! Oolong
: What? Bulma
: [walks away
] You little perv!
: I'm allergic to fear... you know. Please, let's go home.
: I seriously hope you didn't tell anyone where we were going. I don't want 'em crampin' ma style. Gohan
: I promise Oolong. I didn't tell anyone.
: Hey, wait a minute. If those androids are going to Goku's house first and they don't find him there, isn't this the next obvious place to look? Yamcha
: Yeah, probably. That seems logical enough. Oolong
: Then what are we doing waiting around here like sitting ducks? When they get here, we're finished!
: Why did you bring flowers to a battle anyway, moron? Oolong
: Because it's not a battle. It's a funeral.
: I thought I was dead. Launch
: Well if you're disappointed, I can certainly arrange something. Oolong
: No, no! I'm fine!
: I used to cook for Tien when he was training and I came up with a few of my own recipes. Master Roshi
: Here's a thought. Why don't you stay here and train with us, Chiaotzu? Chiaotzu
: Huh? Stay with you? Master Roshi
: Sure. You could stay here and train with all of us. Oolong
: Train? Heh! Come on, admit it! The only reason you want him to stay is so he'll cook for ya! Master Roshi
: That's ridiculous! I, I just thought it would be nice if he... Oolong
: Nice if he cooked for you! Master Roshi
: That's not true!
: I'm giving you this chance to leave quietly. I don't wanna settle this thing with violence, but you must understand, if you stay, you will leave me with no choice but to fight. Oolong
: [Facing in the opposite direction from an army of Cooler's robots
] Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh. Get the picture metalheads? Outta here or it's the scrap heap! Yajirobe
: Hey, that way, tough guy! Oolong
: Wha-? What're you crazy? You want 'em to hear me?
: Gee, look at that. Trunks is pulling on Trunks' hair.