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Android 18 (Character)
from "Dragon Ball Z" (1989)

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"Dragon Ball GT: 17 Times 2 (#1.44)" (1997)
Android 17: Now, do you see? Your ties to this race are dwindling.
Android 18: He was my husband... and you killed him! You killed him! I'll kill you!
Android 17: I wanted to give you a way out of this for old times sake. But enough sentimentality... tell your husband "hello" when you see him.

Android 18: [to Krillin] My husband, I love you...

"Dragon Ball Z: Find the Dragon Balls (#6.2)" (2002)
Yamcha: Hey, these clothes are expensive! I'm not jumpin' in there!
Bulma: What kind of lame excuse is that? Just take them off and go in your underwear!
Yamcha: Heh heh heh. See uh... that poses a problem. Uh... I'm not wearing any. Heh...
Bulma: Yeah, right! I bet you're just chickening out! Hmmm... What about you?
Master Roshi: Aheh aheh... I'd definitely go if I didn't have this cold. Aheh.
Bulma: The men are scared.
Android 18: Well, I'm not. But I don't feel like getting wet right now... so no.
Bulma: Least you were honest about it, unlike certain others I know!

Android 18: [to Roshi] Hey, the plane's settled. You can get up now.
[the crash threw Master Roshi between Android 18's legs]
Master Roshi: [blabbering] Hey, thank you so much, my head almost hit the wall, I think you may have saved my life, I was thrown viciously, just like this...
[pushes his head into 18's chest]
Master Roshi: [nuzzling] If anyone stopped me with these things it was you, I don't know how I can repay you, I could have cracked my head open, but this is so soft and nice, thank you so much...
[18 grabs his head in a vise grip]
Master Roshi: Let go! Please, I was only trying to tell you something!
Android 18: How to be a lecherous old man?
Master Roshi: [grabs her breast] No, I was just trying to show you how these floatation devices saved my life...
[18 spins him away]

"Dragon Ball Z: Camera Shy (#5.15)" (2001)
Goku: WHOA! Watch out, everyone! Android 18 is here!
Android 18: [sarcastic] Look, he noticed. How cute.
Goku: Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet!
Krillin: Well, actually, Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.
Goku: You mean you live in the same house as her?
Krillin: That's all part of it. We even had a kid together.
Goku: WHAT? But... but how?
Android 18: [walks on ahead] Spare me!

Goku: Why don't you come to the Other World with me?
Krillin: What? No way, I'm married now bro! This is the good life! Right, babe?
Android 18: [blushes] Goon.

"Dragon Ball Z Kai: No. 17, No. 18, and...! The Artificial Humans Awaken (#1.64)" (2010)
Vegeta: Well, well. Not the sort of place I expected to find you three, but it will have to do.
Android 17: Look, he's back. But what on earth did you do to your hair?
Vegeta: You'll find out what soon enough. Your leaving all of a sudden got me curious, I'll admit. Where is your destination?
Android 18: Goku's house, where it is. To kill him.
Vegeta: Just as I thought, but you're never going to get there. Because I, Vegeta, shall crush you here and now.
[17 and 18 grin to each other]
Vegeta: Funny was it? Go right ahead, laugh it up while you can.
Android 17: Hey guys, Vegeta seems to be pretty cocky, doesn't he? It must be a Saiyan thing. They always talk such a big talk and then they end up dying soo fast, it's a shame.
Vegeta: You shut your mouth! You disrespectful toy! I'll rip you all three to pieces, who's first?
[to 17]
Vegeta: You boy?
[to 18]
Vegeta: Or you?
[to 16]
Vegeta: Or the big bastard? Or maybe I'll just demolish all three of you in a single go!
Android 18: Or maybe you'll die.

Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods (2013)
Kuririn: Bulma, how old are you now?
Bulma: So rude, do you think I'll tell you?
Android 18: The winner of the bingo contest gets a castle and plane, right?
Bulma: Yeah, or if it's a bother you can get the cash value...
Chi-Chi: As expected from one of the world's wealthiest! Would Goku come for the bingo contest at least?
Kame-sen'nin: Bulma, do you have any porn as a prize?
Bulma: NO!

"Dragon Ball Z: He's Always Late (#7.35)" (2003)
Krillin: Where's Goku?
Chi-Chi: He's having a baby!
Android 18: WHAT?
Gohan: It's a long story...

"Dragon Ball Z: Out from the Broken Sword (#6.13)" (2002)
Android 18: [groans] Fusion...
Master Roshi: I tell ya, it's enough to drive someone crazy, isn't it?
Android 18: I even dreamed about it last night: Puar was trying to fuse with the Ox-King!

"Dragon Ball GT: Piccolo's Decision (#1.40)" (1997)
Android 18: You'll have to grab someone else's
Android 18: mine are taken.
Marron: If you get left behind make sure you bring the luggage.
Krillin: You two have some nerve. I get more respect from total strangers!

Dream 9 (2013) (TV)
[Master Roshi and Brook collapse in the desert, Nami and Rin try to aid them]
Nami: Hey, are you all right?
Rin: Get it together!
Master Roshi, Brook: No, this is the end.
[Both sit up... ]
Master Roshi: [to Nami] Pafu pafu, maybe if you could give me some milk to drink...
Brook: [to Rin] Maybe if you showed me your underwear...
[both kick Roshi and Brook]
Android 18: They are such pests!