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Android 18 (Character)
from "Dragon Ball Z" (1989)

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Super Android 13 Abridged (2015) (TV)
Android 17: Are you an Android? Holy shit, you're an Android, how did you even do that?
Dr. Gero: I took my brain out and put it into this body!
Android 18: ...How?

Android 18: Did you build a ginger Android? Man, there's a Solus machine joke there, but that's beneath me.
Trunks: Wait, what?
Vegeta: So I'm sure that's THREE Androids you've missed? Do I hear four?
Trunks: No, no, no, no, no!

Android 18: Wait a sec, you built another Android?
Android 17: Wait wait wait, was it that fat clown thing? I thought that was a joke!
Android 18: Well, clearly it was. It's dead.

Android 18: [sees Android 16] Oh, what's this, your secret project?
Dr. Gero: No, he's in the basem... I mean yes! Very secret! Don't touch!

Dragon Ball Z: The History of Trunks (1993) (TV)
Android 18: [sees Gohan] Oh, look. It's blondie. Except his hair is black today.
Android 17: Of course. He's copying you.

Android 18: Come on, lets get out of here. All the humans are dead. The fun part's over. I don't wanna sit around here and watch you shoot buildings all day, it's boring.
Android 17: Boring? This isn't boring. Boring is when I stand around while you try on clothes for two hours. That's boring. This is actually pretty fun. You should give it a whirl.
Android 18: Man. Things I put up with.

Android 17: You're getting harder and harder to please, did you know that?
Android 18: Yeah, so?
Trunks: How about experiencing your own deaths, androids? Does that thrill you? It'll be your last joyride!

Android 18: You better get out of here while you still can.
Trunks: So you can gang up on my friend again?

"Dragon Ball Z: One More Wish (#10.28)" (2000)
Shenron: I will wait no longer! Do you have a wish or not?
Krillin: ...Yes, I do! I would like you to change Android 17 and 18 into human beings, so they can live out their lives in peace!
Gohan: Gosh, Krillin...
Shenron: That wish can not be granted now. It is beyond my power to do so.
Android 18: [watching from afar] What's he doing?
Krillin: Sorry, guys. I had to try.
Yamcha: Hey, look, no prob! The girl's cool! But her boyfriend, I would never wish that guy back! Would you, guys?
Piccolo: Sure, hadn't we already tried? We wished for all of Cell's victims back, right, and he was one of them! Besides, what would Goku do if he were in our shoes?
Yamcha: Right, I see what you mean... All right, you got the floor, bro!
Krillin: Great! I have one more wish! Could you the the explosives out of the androids' bodies? That shouldn't be too hard, right?
Yamcha: Man, Krillin, I hope you know what you're doing...
Shenron: I can.
Krillin: All right!
[a burst of energy occurs]
Shenron: There, it has been done.
Krillin: Thanks! Thanks very much!
Shenron: You're welcome. I must go now.

[watches the Z-Fighters]
Android 18: Gosh... they're nice.

Android 18: Hey, boneheads! 17 is my twin brother!
Krillin: [embarrassed] Oh, man...
Yamcha: No, this is excellent, you dope! Didn't you hear her, that guy's her twin brother!
Android 18: I wouldn't celebrate if I were you!
Krillin: Uh...
Android 18: If you think you won my heart because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken! I didn't ask for your help!... But it was really nice of you.
Krillin: It was...? You... you mean... you're not mad at me?
Android 18: Not really... no.
Krillin: Well then, would you like to come over and join us?
Android 18: No, thanks.
[flies off]
Krillin: Aww, man...

"Dragon Ball Z: No Match for the Androids (#7.11)" (2000)
Android 18: [looks at Trunks] I wonder who he is.
Android 17: Hmph. It doesn't really matter, does it? Whoever he is, he's no threat to us.

Android 17: [to Krillin] You look scared. Just... relax. You are not the one we're looking for, okay? We want Goku. This one seems to be at a loss for words. Goodbye then. Come on, let's go. Let's go find Goku.
Android 18: And just why didn't you ask him where Goku is?
Android 17: Don't be ridiculous. Sure, we could force him to tell us easily enough. But then we wouldn't get to have the fun of finding Goku ourselves.
Android 18: I see. Hmm... well, bye. Really, I don't understand why you insist on behaving so foolishly, 17.
Android 17: What's so foolish about wanting to have a little fun?

Krillin: No... STOP!
Android 17: And what do you want now?
Krillin: Stop! You guys leave Goku alone! He's sick, he can't fight you now! Goku hasn't done anything to you! Why are you after him?
Android 17: 16 has been programmed to destroy Goku. So that's what we're going to do.
Krillin: Why? You don't have to do that!
Android 17: We're only following Dr. Gero's master plan.
Krillin: Just listen to yourselves! Did you forget? Dr. Gero is gone! You took care of that!
Android 17: Yes, I haven't forgotten about that. But this, friend, is a game.
Krillin: What do you mean? This is just a game? Is that all?
Android 17: That's right. Yes. And finding Goku is a part of the game. That's why we did not ask you where he is.
Krillin: No! Stop this! I beg of you, please don't go after Goku. Please! You don't have to do this!
Android 16: No. I am programmed to destroy Goku.
Android 17: There you go, pal. Now if you'll excuse us, we have work to do. Stop worrying about Goku and take care of your other friends. They look like they could use some senzu beans.
[Android 18 approaches Krillin... ]
Android 18: [kisses Krillin] Good luck. Bye.

"Dragon Ball Super: Burakku no shôtai o abake! Iza dai 10 uchû no Kaiôshin-kai e! (#1.53)" (2016)
Android No.18: [menaces Trunks] I hear you destroyed me in your era. You owe me compensation...
[smiles at Trunks]
Android No.18: Just kidding!
[goes to be with Krillin and Marron]

Android No.18: Long time no see, Trunks.
Trunks: Android 18!
[Trunks draws his sword]
Kuririn: Hold it, Trunks, Android 18 is my wife!

"Dragon Ball Super: Ide yo Shenron! Kanaeru negai wa dare no mono!? (#1.68)" (2016)
Android No.18: Can you understand, Goku, a wife has things she needs to get.
Master Roshi: The desires of an old man with little time left are more urgent!

Bulma: 18, can you toss this guy for me?
[gives her a bag of cash]
Android No.18: Sure thing!
[hurls Oolong]

"Dragon Ball Super: Yume no tsuzuki wa doko da!? Sûpâ Saiya-jin Goddo o sagase! (#1.3)" (2015)
Android #18: Damn this freaking traffic jam...
Kuririn: It's because you took so long to put on your makeup, 18. We could have left the house earlier...
Android #18: It's a party on a cruise ship, I have to look my best!
Kuririn: I guess Bulma's party would be hosted by the world's richest family.
Android #18: [fretful] If we're late, will we miss the Bingo Tournament? I'm sure the prizes will be amazing!

[Krillin and family fly to the party]
Android #18: If we were going to fly, we needn't have taken the car to begin with...

"Dragon Ball GT: Doragon bôru jîtî: 17 Times 2 (#1.44)" (1997)
Android 17: Now, do you see? Your ties to this race are dwindling.
Android 18: He was my husband... and you killed him! You killed him! I'll kill you!
Android 17: I wanted to give you a way out of this for old times sake. But enough sentimentality... tell your husband "hello" when you see him.

Android 18: [to Krillin] My husband, I love you...

"Dragon Ball Z: Find the Dragon Balls (#14.8)" (2002)
Yamcha: Hey, these clothes are expensive! I'm not jumpin' in there!
Bulma: What kind of lame excuse is that? Just take them off and go in your underwear!
Yamcha: Heh heh heh. See uh... that poses a problem. Uh... I'm not wearing any. Heh...
Bulma: Yeah, right! I bet you're just chickening out! Hmmm... What about you?
Master Roshi: Aheh aheh... I'd definitely go if I didn't have this cold. Aheh.
Bulma: The men are scared.
Android 18: Well, I'm not. But I don't feel like getting wet right now... so no.
Bulma: Least you were honest about it, unlike certain others I know!

Android 18: [to Roshi] Hey, the plane's settled. You can get up now.
[the crash threw Master Roshi between Android 18's legs]
Master Roshi: [blabbering] Hey, thank you so much, my head almost hit the wall, I think you may have saved my life, I was thrown viciously, just like this...
[pushes his head into 18's chest]
Master Roshi: [nuzzling] If anyone stopped me with these things it was you, I don't know how I can repay you, I could have cracked my head open, but this is so soft and nice, thank you so much...
[18 grabs his head in a vise grip]
Master Roshi: Let go! Please, I was only trying to tell you something!
Android 18: How to be a lecherous old man?
Master Roshi: [grabs her breast] No, I was just trying to show you how these floatation devices saved my life...
[18 spins him away]

"Dragon Ball Z: Camera Shy (#11.15)" (2001)
Goku: WHOA! Watch out, everyone! Android 18 is here!
Android 18: [sarcastic] Look, he noticed. How cute.
Goku: Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet!
Krillin: Well, actually, Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.
Goku: You mean you live in the same house as her?
Krillin: That's all part of it. We even had a kid together.
Goku: WHAT? But... but how?
Android 18: [walks on ahead] Spare me!

Goku: Why don't you come to the Other World with me?
Krillin: What? No way, I'm married now bro! This is the good life! Right, babe?
Android 18: [blushes] Goon.

"Dragon Ball Z Kai: No. 17, No. 18, and...! The Artificial Humans Awaken (#1.64)" (2010)
Vegeta: Well, well. Not the sort of place I expected to find you three, but it will have to do.
Android 17: Look, he's back. But what on earth did you do to your hair?
Vegeta: You'll find out what soon enough. Your leaving all of a sudden got me curious, I'll admit. Where is your destination?
Android 18: Goku's house, where it is. To kill him.
Vegeta: Just as I thought, but you're never going to get there. Because I, Vegeta, shall crush you here and now.
[17 and 18 grin to each other]
Vegeta: Funny was it? Go right ahead, laugh it up while you can.
Android 17: Hey guys, Vegeta seems to be pretty cocky, doesn't he? It must be a Saiyan thing. They always talk such a big talk and then they end up dying soo fast, it's a shame.
Vegeta: You shut your mouth! You disrespectful toy! I'll rip you all three to pieces, who's first?
[to 17]
Vegeta: You boy?
[to 18]
Vegeta: Or you?
[to 16]
Vegeta: Or the big bastard? Or maybe I'll just demolish all three of you in a single go!
Android 18: Or maybe you'll die.

"Dragon Ball Z: He's Always Late (#16.13)" (2003)
Krillin: Where's Goku?
Chi-Chi: He's having a baby!
Android 18: WHAT?
Gohan: It's a long story...

"Dragon Ball Z: Out from the Broken Sword (#14.19)" (2002)
Android 18: [groans] Fusion...
Master Roshi: I tell ya, it's enough to drive someone crazy, isn't it?
Android 18: I even dreamed about it last night: Puar was trying to fuse with the Ox-King!

"Dragon Ball Super: Yokumo ore no Buruma o! Bejîta ikari no totsuzenhen'i!? (#1.7)" (2015)
Birusu: [defeats Gotenks] Run back home! Although Earth won't be around for much longer...
Piccolo: I won't turn a deaf ear to such a claim!
Android No.18: No one who attacks children should get away with it!
Tenshinhan: Just what do you want?
Birusu: It is no concern of yours. I shall destroy you all.
Piccolo: You think we'll let you?
[All three attack Beerus]

"Dragon Ball Z: Light of Hope: Pilot (#1.1)" (2014)
Android 18: Why don't we make them run away? That would be more interesting.

"Dragon Ball GT: Doragon bôru jîtî: Piccolo's Decision (#1.40)" (1997)
Android 18: You'll have to grab someone else's
Android 18: mine are taken.
Marron: If you get left behind make sure you bring the luggage.
Krillin: You two have some nerve. I get more respect from total strangers!

Dragon Ball Z: Resurrection 'F' (2015)
[English dub]
Android 18: I should be going, too. Don't get your feelings hurt, But I'm still a lot stronger than you are.
Krillin: Maybe. But, it's more important that you stay here and take care of our little Marron. But, actually, there is one more way you can help the cause. I think I should go old school.
[Android 18 buzzes Krillin's hair off with buzzer]
Android 18: So, Goku and Vegeta aren't even here right now? They're on some other world with that cat?
Krillin: Yeah, I'm afraid they are. We just have to hope that they get our message soon, so they can join the fight. At least, we still have Gohan and Buu around, though. They can buy us some time. Well, see you, babe!
[Krillin flies off]
Android 18: He's so cool.

Dream 9 (2013) (TV)
[Master Roshi and Brook collapse in the desert, Nami and Rin try to aid them]
Nami: Hey, are you all right?
Rin: Get it together!
Master Roshi, Brook: No, this is the end.
[Both sit up... ]
Master Roshi: [to Nami] Pafu pafu, maybe if you could give me some milk to drink...
Brook: [to Rin] Maybe if you showed me your underwear...
[both kick Roshi and Brook]
Android 18: They are such pests!

Dragon Ball Z: Sparking! NEO (2006) (VG)
Zangya: Your man's kinda cute.
Android 18: Skank.
[their fight starts]

"Dragon Ball Z: Deadly Beauty (#7.10)" (2000)
Vegeta: [laughs at 18] What's the matter? You look a bit ruffled.
Android 18: Yes, well. Looks aren't everything. You fight quite well for being such a little man. It's impressive. Even if you are a Saiyan.
Vegeta: I know. There are very few willing to train as intensely as I did to achieve this kind of power.
Android 18: How sad. To work so hard, for so little.
Vegeta: Sad for YOU!
[attacks 18]

"Dragon Ball Super: Mezase Doragonbôru! Pirafu ichimi no dai sasuken! (#1.4)" (2015)
Android No.18: Is it true you've prepared a castle and airplane as prizes for the bingo tournament?
Bulma: That's right, but the grand prize is even better!
Android No.18: All right, Krillin, with Marron here that makes three of us! Let's make sure we go home with that second-place castle!
Kuririn: ...You don't want anything more than that?