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: Ho-Jon, the elixir of life! Drinks for me and my men, and water for our horses!
[he enters the Swamp, sighing
: Ohh, where is it? There it is.
[he sinks into his bunk
: Ahh. Ahhh, ahhh.
[Ho-Jon begins pouring gin
: Ah, the symphony begins. The sultry saxophone splashes of melody. A subtle drum brush for counterpoint.
[Ho-Jon gives the drink a spritz
: The plunking of cool harp strings.
[Ho-Jon drops ice into the drink
: And now... the silver vibes of the gentle swizzle stick.
: And now the silver vibes of the gentle swizzle stick.
: Ho-Jon? Ho-Jon
: Stizzle-swick not here! Hawkeye
: [sitting up, indignant
] Who stole my stizzle-swick?
: What's this here? Frank Burns
: This is Ho-Jon, one of our mess hall boys. I'm teaching him how to read. Duke Forrest
: Oh, is that right? You reading the Bible, huh? That's nice. Look, I'll tell you what, I got a book here. It's got alot of pictures in it.
[Gives Ho Jon a nudie magazine
] Duke Forrest
: I think it's easier to read when you look at pictures. A little adventure in pictures. Ho-Jon
: May I leave now, Major? Frank Burns
: Sure, Ho-Jon.