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: [boarding bus for singing camp
] Bon voyage T.JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!
[shatters bus windows
: Wow, big kid sing good.
: [on walkie talkie
] I don't have time to explain, but I think we figured out what Benedict is up to. He's trying... to get rid of summer vacation! Mikey Blumberg
: [while the gang is spying on Benedict
] Uh, TJ? I got that feeling, again... TJ
: Suck it in, big guy!
[Mikey lets out a loud belch that echoes through the school
: ...Somebody better say "Excuse me."
: Ninjas! Why did it have to be ninjas?
: Hey, remember that summer after the second grade when we went down to the pond every day to catch minnows? Gretchen
: Or how about that summer we all carved our initials in that big tree in the Wilson's backyard? Vince
: And Spinelli spelled her's wrong. Ashley
: Hey, I was seven. And "S's" are tricky.
[Gus begins sobbing
: What's your problem? This is the first summer you've lived here. Gus
: I know, and I'll never have any of those memories.
[after Vince, Ashley, Gretchen, Mikey and the gang are about to leave for the school bus
: Well, Teej? There's my transport.
: Hey, why don't you come with? Military camp's gonna be a blast! Captain Brad
: Griswald, you maggot! Get your fanny over here, NOW! TJ
: Eh. Thanks, Gus. But, I think I'll stick it out at home this summer. Gus
: Okay. But, you don't know what you're missing.
[He runs to him
: Hi, Captain Brad. Captain Brad
: I don't like you, Griswald! I am not your friend! Do I make myself clear? Gus
: Yes, sir! Not looking for friendship, sir! TJ
: Good luck, Gus. You're gonna need it.
[Gus gets on the bus, waving goodbye to him and Captain Brad nabs him
: Man, this summer's gonna whomp.
: I heard a great joke.
: Why did the fourth grader cross the road? Ashley Q
: Beats me, Gus. Why? Gus
: Because he started sucking his thumb and lost control of his tricycle!
: We're all Ashley's too. Ashley Armbruster
: But, you aren't even girls! Gus
: Hey, it's the nineties.
: Ashley A and Gretchen are walking to school together! Vincent Pierre 'Vince' LaSalle
: How many times do we have to tell you, Gus, eating paste is bad for you!
[about Ms. Finster
: She looks so happy like that... Spinelli
: Yeah... let's go destroy her life.
: [after Gus kicks a brand new ball over the fence
] Can I borrow a pencil, Gus? I *LOST* mine. Billy
: Hey, maybe Gus kicked IT over the fence, too.
: Old Rusty was here when my big brother was in school. Spinelli
: Old Rusty was here when my mom was in school. Mikey
: Heck, Old Rusty was here when my Great Uncle Mary was in school. Vince
: Your Uncle Mary? Gretchen
: Don't ask.