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: Sir, the actors are here to audition for the part of you. Montgomery Burns
[a policeman wheels Hannibal Lecter in
] Hannibal Lecter
[makes the infamous slurping sound
] Montgomery Burns
: Next. William Shatner
: Exc-ell-ent. Montgomery Burns
: Next. Homer
: D'oh! Montgomery Burns
] Next! Bumblebee Man
: ¡Excellente! Sr. Spielbergo
: Es muy bueno. Montgomery Burns
: Oh, it's hopeless. I'll have to play myself.
: [answers the phone
] Mr. Plow, that name again is Mr. Plow. Kumatsu Motors Man
: Hello, I'm calling from Delinquent Accounts at Kumatsu Motors. Homer
: Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know, from "Leave It To Beaver".
: Yeah, they were gay.
[a very tall man scrunched in a Volkswagen Beetle has just grabbed Nelson after being laughed at
] Tall Man
: Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Nelson
: Yes. Tall Man
: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.
[points to his Beetle
] Tall Man
: This was the largest auto I could afford. Should I therefore be made the subject of fun, huh? Nelson
: I guess so. Tall Man
: [clears his throat
] Would you like it if others laughed at YOUR misfortune, hmm? Maybe we should find out! Tall Man
: [Tall man pulls down Nelson's pants and commands him to walk down the main street
] Nowwww march! Tall Man
: [honks his car horn while driving behind Nelson
] Hey, everyone! Look at this; it's that boy who laughs at everyone! Let's laugh at him!
[the entire crowd yells HA-HA! at Nelson
: Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we meet a man who's been hiccupping for 45 years. Man
] Kill me.
: Kill me.