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: And that's the truth.
: Maybe Timmy's right. Maybe we do fudge the truth too much. Dad
: Now honey, I'm sure Timmy's overreacting. Let's just pop in the tape and see how long it takes to catch ourselves in a little white lie. Mom
: You're right. I'll bet there's not a single lie on any of these tapes.
[Scene of older footage of the Turner family on videotape
: The stork. Dad
: Wow. That was quick.
[Mom Turner and Dad Turner are in a tank
] Mom Turner
: Wasn't that the Dinkleburgs' car? Dad Turner
: I hope so, that's what I was aiming for.
[trying to find a replacement dad for a competition
] Timmy Turner
: Well, I'm off to find a man! Mom Turner
: Look in the sporting goods department! That's where I found your father!
: Honey, look! It's the guy on the nickel. George Washington
: Hah! Nickel. I'm on the dollar. I'm worth 20 of you, ha ha!
: He's stealing second! Cosmo
: Third! Man
: My wallet! Woman
: My watch! Dad Turner
: My pants! Mom Turner
: You came without those, sweetie! Dad Turner
: It's Christmas? Timmy's Mom
: This year I'm asking Santa for something practical, a new computer. Timmy's Dad
: I want something practical to, a magical pony who poops ice cream, then he eats the ice cream and poops gold then he eats the gold, and he poops out a Motorcycle, and we all ride away.
: Hey mom, can I have a marker and paper. I need to make a poster. Mom Turner
: Well sure, honey. Timmy Turner
: Yeah. That's Vibrant and noticeable.