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: What was your name again? Spudgun
: Spudgun. Richie
: Spudgun. Why do they call you 'Spudgun'? Spudgun
: Well, give me a potato and I show you why. Eddie
: No, Richie! You dont want to see that. Richie
: Well, why do they call you 'Hedgehog'? Dave Hedgehog
: Give me a hedgehog and I show you why.
: What did Medieval people do before telly? Dave Hedgehog
: Oh, they probably had their tea, didn't they? Eddie
: No, before telly was invented. Dave Hedgehog
: Oh, they had cockfights. Spudgun
: No wonder they all got the plague.