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Quotes for
Chester Hooton (Character)
from Road to Utopia (1945)

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Road to Utopia (1945)
[Chester has the hiccups]
Duke: Can't you suppress it somehow?
Chester Hooton: Frighten me.
Duke: I can't, I haven't got a mirror.

Duke: Experience is the best teacher.
Chester Hooton: Oh, experience is the best teacher, huh?
Duke: Naturally, and I'm a Ph.D.
Chester Hooton: Yeah, a pin-headed dope.

Chester Hooton: I'll have a lemonade.
[sees looks of surprise, snarls]
Chester Hooton: In a dirty glass.

Chester Hooton: Am I dead?
Duke: I can't tell, you always look that way.

Chester Hooton: Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all.

Chester Hooton: As far as I'm concerned, this picture's over right now.

[Duke loses a talent show to a trained monkey]
Chester Hooton: [to Duke] Next time I bring Sinatra.

Duke: Chester, you'd better face it - the cards say "Alaska!"
Chester Hooton: No wonder - it's a cold deck!

Chester Hooton: If those hoodlums ever get off that boat, we'll be smiling ear to ear... with our throats!

Sal Van Hoyden: Don't be facetious!
Chester Hooton: [confused] Oh, keep politics out of this!

Chester Hooton: Everything is cold! My nose is an iceberg.
Duke: Iceberg? That's a glacier.