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: Uncle Scott, are you Santa Claus? Scott Calvin
: What makes you say that? Lucy
: Because you have a reindeer. Scott Calvin
: Lots of people have reindeer. Lucy
: Name five.
: [opening the door to see Curtis
] Are you an elf? Curtis, the Experimental Elf
: Why, no, of course not. Lucy
: Then why do you have pointy ears? Curtis, the Experimental Elf
: Because I didn't eat my green vegetables. Do you eat your green vegetables? Lucy
: [covers her ears
] Uncle Scott!