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: You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?
: The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta. Buzz Lightyear
: Actually, it's sub-section Gamma. XR
: He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings? Buzz Lightyear
: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister! Mira Nova
: Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring. XR
: Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement. Booster
: Then, who's getting a nose ring?
: That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
: I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship. XR
: Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal! Mira Nova
: OK, and you are...? XR
: In serious need of some personal space.
: [plugs into the ship after the bounce landing on Planet Z
] uh huh... yes... ok. The Alpha 1 is A.O.K. But it asks that we not DO that again!
: Yeah, but, it's dangerous out there. One false move and someone could be blown to bits - maybe me! Buzz
: That's why it up to you.
[Buzz's team sets out to rescue him from a radioactive environment
: [shouts quickly
] To the surface of a deadly poisonous planet, and beyond!
[Buzz is trying to rescue a young woman from a very stormy planet
: We're out of here! Young woman
: Wait! I can't leave without my cat! She's back at the laboratory! Buzz
: A cat?
[He flies back to the planet, and we cut to XR and Booster in the team's rocket
: Awww, noooo! Never go back for the cat! Booster
: You gotta go back for the cat! It's like a rule.
: Guess you need to recalibrate your calculator. XR
: Yes, but first I have to recalculate my calibrator.
: Here's the thing, Buzz, not that I would ever question your navigational skills, you're Buzz! Haha, but maybe you should slow down. Buzz
: Slow down? XR
: Yeah! You know, brake, decelerate, whatever. Don't go so fast, avoid crashing. Buzz
: This isn't crashing. This is surprising.
: I write a romantic love letter and he follows up with clams? I throw up my hands!
: Oh, nice job, people. My head made it on board, but my torso didn't make the connecting flight!
: Oh, someone's about to get a swift kick in the pansy.
: Hear me, little one, NOS-4-A2 calls to you. XR
: My Dark Master...
: I thought I deleted that file.
: We ditched 'em. So far, so good. XR
: Beg to differ, but I really think "so far, so bad" is much more accurate here.
: Um, was that the top of Zurg's palace? XR
: They're firing buildings at us?
: Buzz, the three of us know you're innocent, so there is no... XR
] Why'd you do it, Buzz? Just tell me why! Money? Power? Revenge?
: Unless the clouds are just gonna open up and drop Buzz Lightyear into our laps-
[Buzz falls down from and lands on the windshield of 42, stares in at his shocked teammates, then hops off
] Mira Nova
: Please tell me I'm not the only one who just saw that. XR
: Why didn't I ask for money?
: Ranger log, operation check on the mystery cargo. Mystery cargo status: still here, still mysterious, still... well, that about does it.
: None dare defy my dark master! Buzz Lightyear
: Ranger, you are not helping your service record.
: She's there. And worse, they know she's there. XR
: But do they know that we know that they know that she's there. What? It's a legitimate question.
: Boy, are my batteries packed with energy. Yes, why, I can't remember when I have ever felt so energized! I could just keep going and going and going and going! Oh, boy. Do I have energy here! Buzz Lightyear
: Try to sound a little less like bait.
: Although legal on this planet, I find it unseemly for a Space Ranger to participate in a game of chance. XR
: Oh, chance doesn't enter into it - I'm cheating!
: [crying hysterically
] Oh! We're Lost! Lost without Buzz!
[His helmet is filling up with tears
: Adrift in the vast void of defeat and despair! Commander Nebula
: At ease there, rookie, you'll short out your electrodes.
: As you know, normally I'm not one to panic, primarily because Buzz always comes to the rescue. But we're currently fighting Buzz, so who's coming to the rescue?
: Here's a tip for a young fella like you: ease up on the scallions at lunch.
: I'm not certified on a laser drill. Booster
: You took the certification test last month! XR
: And I failed. Did you know that spelling actually counts? Spelling! And neatness.
: [into his communication watch
] Lightyear here. XR
: M-Momma bird, do you copy? Buzz
: XR, is that you? XR
: Eek! Ix-nay on the X-R-ay, Uzz-bay. We're in enemy erritory-tay. Buzz
: This is a restricted alliance comm channel, XR. You don't need code. XR
: Yeah, but it's un-fay.
: Yeah, but don't forget, there's a bright spot to all this! Booster
: Really? What? XR
: How should I know, I count you for the bright spot, that's your thing.
: I can't believe it, my own flesh and blood! Commander Nebula
: What flesh? What blood? You're a machine!
: That was close. Lucky for us XR's a sucker for hair care products. XR
: Cream rinse, double cool!
: One thing I can't stand is gambling! I'll lay you seven to one odds there's no more poker after tonight.
: We could really use a plan here. Booster
: Come on, guys, let's put our heads together! Mira Nova
: Yeah, it was only a matter of time before someone said that.