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XR (Character)
from "Buzz Lightyear of Star Command" (2000)

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Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins (2000) (V)
XR: You know, the guy's supposed to be some kind of evil genius, and best he can come up with is a ventriloquist act. What's next, evil juggling?

Booster: The Space Ranger Manual says "No Ranger is allowed to go on a mission without a partner." I think it's Section B, sub-section Delta.
Buzz Lightyear: Actually, it's sub-section Gamma.
XR: He's right, big guy, sub-section Delta's the dress code. Incidentally, why can't we have nose rings?
Buzz Lightyear: Because nose rings are for punks, little mister!
Mira Nova: Well if you can go out without a partner, I don't see why XR can't have a nose ring.
XR: Hey, I'm not the one getting a nose ring, I was just making a statement.
Booster: Then, who's getting a nose ring?
Booster: That's why Buzz wants to ditch us!

Buzz Lightyear: I must pause for a moment of silence in honor of my ship.
XR: Oh, please, Buzz! It was just a hunk of metal!
Mira Nova: OK, and you are...?
XR: In serious need of some personal space.

XR: [plugs into the ship after the bounce landing on Planet Z] uh huh... yes... ok. The Alpha 1 is A.O.K. But it asks that we not DO that again!

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Eye of the Tempest (#1.37)" (2000)
XR: Yeah, but, it's dangerous out there. One false move and someone could be blown to bits - maybe me!
Buzz: That's why it up to you.

[Buzz's team sets out to rescue him from a radioactive environment]
XR: [shouts quickly] To the surface of a deadly poisonous planet, and beyond!

[Buzz is trying to rescue a young woman from a very stormy planet]
Buzz: We're out of here!
Young woman: Wait! I can't leave without my cat! She's back at the laboratory!
Buzz: A cat?
[He flies back to the planet, and we cut to XR and Booster in the team's rocket]
XR: Awww, noooo! Never go back for the cat!
Booster: You gotta go back for the cat! It's like a rule.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Gravitina (#1.2)" (2000)
Buzz: Guess you need to recalibrate your calculator.
XR: Yes, but first I have to recalculate my calibrator.

XR: Here's the thing, Buzz, not that I would ever question your navigational skills, you're Buzz! Haha, but maybe you should slow down.
Buzz: Slow down?
XR: Yeah! You know, brake, decelerate, whatever. Don't go so fast, avoid crashing.
Buzz: This isn't crashing. This is surprising.

XR: I write a romantic love letter and he follows up with clams? I throw up my hands!

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Dirty Work (#1.25)" (2000)
XR: Oh, nice job, people. My head made it on board, but my torso didn't make the connecting flight!

XR: Oh, someone's about to get a swift kick in the pansy.

NOS-4-A2: Hear me, little one, NOS-4-A2 calls to you.
XR: My Dark Master...
XR: I thought I deleted that file.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Revenge of the Monsters (#1.38)" (2000)
Buzz: We ditched 'em. So far, so good.
XR: Beg to differ, but I really think "so far, so bad" is much more accurate here.

Mira: Um, was that the top of Zurg's palace?
XR: They're firing buildings at us?

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Conspiracy (#1.44)" (2000)
Mira Nova: Buzz, the three of us know you're innocent, so there is no...
XR: [hysterical] Why'd you do it, Buzz? Just tell me why! Money? Power? Revenge?

XR: Unless the clouds are just gonna open up and drop Buzz Lightyear into our laps-
[Buzz falls down from and lands on the windshield of 42, stares in at his shocked teammates, then hops off]
Mira Nova: Please tell me I'm not the only one who just saw that.
XR: Why didn't I ask for money?

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: NOS-4-A2 (#1.6)" (2000)
XR: Ranger log, operation check on the mystery cargo. Mystery cargo status: still here, still mysterious, still... well, that about does it.

XR: None dare defy my dark master!
Buzz Lightyear: Ranger, you are not helping your service record.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Super Nova (#1.21)" (2000)
Buzz: She's there. And worse, they know she's there.
XR: But do they know that we know that they know that she's there. What? It's a legitimate question.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Wirewolf (#2.3)" (2000)
XR: Boy, are my batteries packed with energy. Yes, why, I can't remember when I have ever felt so energized! I could just keep going and going and going and going! Oh, boy. Do I have energy here!
Buzz Lightyear: Try to sound a little less like bait.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Large Target (#1.48)" (2000)
Buzz: Although legal on this planet, I find it unseemly for a Space Ranger to participate in a game of chance.
XR: Oh, chance doesn't enter into it - I'm cheating!

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Lightyear Factor (#1.27)" (2000)
XR: [crying hysterically] Oh! We're Lost! Lost without Buzz!
[His helmet is filling up with tears]
XR: Adrift in the vast void of defeat and despair!
Commander Nebula: At ease there, rookie, you'll short out your electrodes.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Shape Stealer (#1.33)" (2000)
XR: As you know, normally I'm not one to panic, primarily because Buzz always comes to the rescue. But we're currently fighting Buzz, so who's coming to the rescue?

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Strange Invasion (#1.12)" (2000)
XR: Here's a tip for a young fella like you: ease up on the scallions at lunch.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Sunquake (#1.46)" (2000)
XR: I'm not certified on a laser drill.
Booster: You took the certification test last month!
XR: And I failed. Did you know that spelling actually counts? Spelling! And neatness.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Revenge of the Raenoks (#1.41)" (2000)
Buzz: [into his communication watch] Lightyear here.
XR: M-Momma bird, do you copy?
Buzz: XR, is that you?
XR: Eek! Ix-nay on the X-R-ay, Uzz-bay. We're in enemy erritory-tay.
Buzz: This is a restricted alliance comm channel, XR. You don't need code.
XR: Yeah, but it's un-fay.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Crawling Flesh (#1.24)" (2000)
XR: Yeah, but don't forget, there's a bright spot to all this!
Booster: Really? What?
XR: How should I know, I count you for the bright spot, that's your thing.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: XL (#1.3)" (2000)
XR: I can't believe it, my own flesh and blood!
Commander Nebula: What flesh? What blood? You're a machine!

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Inside Job (#1.5)" (2000)
Buzz: That was close. Lucky for us XR's a sucker for hair care products.
XR: Cream rinse, double cool!

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Slayer (#1.26)" (2000)
XR: One thing I can't stand is gambling! I'll lay you seven to one odds there's no more poker after tonight.

"Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: Rookie of the Year (#2.2)" (2000)
XR: We could really use a plan here.
Booster: Come on, guys, let's put our heads together!
Mira Nova: Yeah, it was only a matter of time before someone said that.