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: [trapped in a crate
] Let us out! Barbara Bush
: Damn you to hell, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman! Jenna Bush
: My dad's the president! I'm gonna get your buried in oil, and then I'm gonna have my daddy invade you! Barbara Bush
: My dad will get your hurt! Yeah, how'd you like to have your ass kicked by Halli-b-burton or Halliblurton? Jenna Bush
: Ha ha ha! Barbara Bush
: Think Jenna, we're like old apples tied up to a bag of shit. Jenna Bush
: It's dark! I got to go to the bathroom!
: Mr. President, we still haven't found any weapons of mass destruction. George W. Bush
: [trying to do the Jedi mind trick
] You HAVE found weapons of mass destruction. Bush's Aide
: [stares at Bush
] Uhh... hi. We haven't. George W. Bush
: You HAVE. Bush's Aide
] I don't know what you're doing. George W. Bush
: Bring me a taco. Bush's Aide
: Yes, sir. George W. Bush
: Heh, heh, heh... Tacos rule.