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: [picks up Jiminy
] Hey, who's the beetle? Jiminy Cricket
: Let go! Put me down! Pinocchio
: He's my conscience. He tells me what's right and wrong. Lampwick
: What? You mean to tell me you take orders from a grasshopper? Jiminy Cricket
: Grasshopper? Look here, you - you impudent young pup! It wouldn't hurt you to take orders from your grasshop - er, your conscience, if you have one!
: Huh! To hear that beetle talk you'd think somethin' was gonna happen to us.
[Donkey ears pop out of Lampwick's head; Pinocchio's eyes widen
: Conscience! Aw, phooey!
[a tail pops out of the seat of Lampwick's pants; Pinocchio puts down the cigar he has been smoking
: Wheres he get that stuff? "How do you ever expect to be a real boy?" What's he think I look like?
[Now his head is that of a donkey
: A jackass? Pinocchio
: You sure do! Ha-ha, Hee-haw! Lampwick
: [as Pinocchio covers his mouth shocked
] Hey, you laugh like a donkey. Ha-ha Hee-haw!
: Did that come outta me?
[Pinocchio nods; Lampwick starts feeling his face and notices the changes
[He raises his arms a little higher and notices his ears
: Huh? What the...
[noticing his tail
: What's going on?
[He looks in the mirror and sees that he is turning into a donkey
: AAAAHH! I've been double-crossed! Help! Help! Somebody, help! I've been framed! Help!
[Gets down on his knees and begs Pinocchio for help
: Please, you gotta help me. Be a pal! Call that beetle. Call anybody!
[Lampwick's hands turn into hooves
: Mama! Maaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaa! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
: You smoke like my grandmother.
[the ride on The Big One leads through a fountain of water, which the boys drink, including Pinocchio, but it leaks out of holes in his body
: [to Pinocchio
] Hey, Woody! You're leaking! Lampwick
: I guess some guys just can't hold their water.
: Would someone please like to tell us of a characteristic which separates humans from the rest of the animal kingdom? Lampwick
: [aside, to another student
: [to Pinocchio
] Hey, Woody, you ever get termites? Pinocchio
: What are termites? Saleo
: They're bugs. Pinocchio
: I like bugs. Lampwick
: Not these kind, you don't. Saleo
: They eat wood like you.
[he kicks Pinocchio in the leg