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: Honey, please, we're already running an adoption agency; let's not start a matrimonial bureau.
: [A policeman has arrived to pick up the baby left at the Stones' doorstep
] Why aren't you out looking for the mother? Dr. Alex Stone
: Alright, will you calm down? The officer is just doing his duty. Milkman
: Did you bring your handcuffs and your tear gas? This kid looks pretty tough, you know. Policeman
: All I know is the radio said to pick up a baby. Kathleen
: You believe everything you hear on a radio? Milkman
: That's telling him, Kathleen. Dr. Alex Stone
: Tony, Kathleen, BE QUIET! Donna Stone
: Alex, you don't have to shout. We can hear you. Now, can't we settle this calmly and rationally? Dr. Alex Stone
: The officer and I are the only rational people in this house. Policeman
: That's for sure.
: Poor little baby. Dr. Alex Stone
: Now Kathleen, you go to work!
] Dr. Alex Stone
: And if I hear another word out of you, we'll switch to another milk company! Donna Stone
: Alex, I've never seen you like this. Dr. Alex Stone
: That's because I've never been driven out of my mind before. Donna Stone
: Alright I-I'm not going to argue with you anymore. If you want to turn a poor, defenseless baby over to an orphanage,
[hands baby to Alex
] Donna Stone
: Go ahead. Don't consider the poor mother's feelings, just
[begins to cry
] Donna Stone
: turn it over to the police. Dr. Alex Stone
: [After pause; sighs
] Officer, will you leave the child in my custody for the time being, er, until you find the mother? Policeman
: With the greatest of pleasure. Kathleen
: I've got to hand it to you, doctor. You know, you may be a little hard on the outside, but on the inside I know you're a good, decent man. Milkman
: Well he didn't fool me for a minute. No, siree. Anybody married to Mrs. Stone has gotta be okay.
: [when Jeff wants to give away his toy rocket
] Well, there went two bucks into outer space.
: Hi, Alex, you busy? Alex Stone
: Hi, what can I do for you? Donna Stone
: I just stopped by to say hello. Alex Stone
: Hello. Donna Stone
: My, Tom Ellis really started something with all that talk about uniforms, didn't he? Alex Stone
: As a matter of fact, I am busy.
: The very first time I saw her I said, "Now that's a baby". You remember me saying that, Miss Archer? Secretary
: As though it were yesterday, sir.
: Do you still have Jeff? Alex Stone
: Um, yes, we let the cat go but we still have Jeff. Mary Stone
: We should've kept the cat.
: Mary is right. You are. Donna Stone
: Are you going to finish that sentence or leave me dangling? Alex Stone
: Mary has a theory that you're a woman. Donna Stone
: I've been trying to tell you that for years.
: Oh, honey, the Martin's sent us a Christmas present! Dr. Alex Stone
: Why the panic? Is it a timebomb? Donna Stone
: Well, it might as well be - I didn't get them anything. You see, I wasn't sure they were going to get anything for us and I was afraid if we gave them something and they didn't get... Oh, honey, Christmas should be warm and friendly and peaceful. Dr. Alex Stone
: I agree with you, darling, and if you want mine to be peaceful, don't forget Miss Clark's present.