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: [looking at the label on the bottle
] Oh, I didn't know they made champagne in Idaho.
: A man who lies cannot love. Stephanie
: [about to close the door
] That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie. Toni Simmons
: [after Stephanie leaves
] Dirty married bachelor!
: Well... I am no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life up on a tree.
[an Airline hostess from an Australian airline has phoned to ask if Dr Winston is free for a date that evening
] Dr. Julian Winston
: Tell her I'm grounded! Stephanie
: [down the phone
] I'm sorry, Miss, but Dr Winston doesn't do that kind of work any more.
: I was married, when I was young. Dr. Julian Winston
: Married? I had no idea! Stephanie
: Neither did he!
[Julian has asked Stephanie if she would like to have a drink with him
: Are you asking me to go out? Dr. Julian Winston
: Why? Is there someone else in that closet?
[in the X-ray room, Julian reveals that he has hurt Mrs Durant - the first time he has caused a patient pain
: Pity it wasn't Mr Greenfield!
: Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair. Mrs. Durant
: You really believe that, don't you. Sad.
: Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments. Harvey Greenfield
: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses. Stephanie
: I didn't know you were interested in reading.
: [after putting the x-ray gun into place
] Hold still, Señor Sánchez, or the basic woman is liable to x-ray your nose.
: Funny how whenever people hurt your feelings, they're always doing it for your own good.
Dr. Julian Winston
: Where were you all night? Stephanie
: It's all a blur, a beautiful blurry blur.
Dr. Julian Winston
: I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that! Stephanie
: And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous... Dr. Julian Winston
: Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg... Stephanie
: Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine.
Dr. Julian Winston
: Stephanie? Stephanie
: Doctor? Dr. Julian Winston
: I think I'm going to kiss you. Stephanie
: When will you know for sure? Dr. Julian Winston
: [They kiss passionately
] I plan to do this often. Stephanie
: I'll make a note to remind you.
: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you. Stephanie
: There isn't that much wine in the world. Harvey Greenfield
: To our love affair.
: God forbid.
Dr. Julian Winston
: Her name is Toni Simmons. Stephanie
: Oh. I'm supposed to give you a message: She's alive.
: What shall we drink? Stephanie
: Oh, let's have some of that crazy Idaho champagne.
: How do you like children? Harvey Greenfield
: Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila? Dr. Julian Winston
: [Looking slightly disgusted
] Gin and tequila? Stephanie
: Yes. They call it the 'Mexican *Measles*' Dr. Julian Winston
: [Correcting her
] 'Missile.' Stephanie
: They tell me it prevents malaria.
: No-one needs a reason to hate Harvey.
Dr. Julian Winston
: It's just not practical to keep one in the city. Stephanie
: A girl? Dr. Julian Winston
: No, a CAR !
: Julian is going to marry you. A lot of girls would leap at that sort of swindle.
: Why did you choose this place? Harvey Greenfield
: It's the new in-spot. Stephanie
: I never heard of it. Harvey Greenfield
: Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.
: So, where's Danny? Katherine
] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding. Devlin Adams
: Come again? Katherine
: I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up. Devlin Adams
: Why? Katherine
: Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth. Devlin Adams
: Really? Katherine
: So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it. Devlin Adams
: Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection. Katherine
: He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now. Devlin Adams
] Ian and I are breaking up. Katherine
: What? What happened? Devlin Adams
: Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him Ian Maxtone Jones
: [with a group of sailors
] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'. Katherine
: Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag. Devlin Adams
: I've seen him do that with the soap. Katherine
: Oh! What about the iPod? Devlin Adams
: He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball. Katherine
] Oh God! So what? Devlin Adams
: Well, this is different? Katherine
: Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before? Devlin Adams
: I don't know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine
: Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me? Devlin Adams
: I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.
: My tolerance level is here
[holds her hand at chest level
: and if it goes up to here
[hand goes up to nose level
: I'm taking my kids, I'm selling you out and I'm going home.
: I can't wait to Twitter this to all my friends. Katherine
: Oh, I forgot, you're 15.
[Danny accidentally kicks Palmer with the intention of kicking Katherine
: Ouch! Did you just kick me? Danny Maccabee
: No I did not. Did you just kick her? Why did you kick her?
: [British accent
] Hello, Dr. Danny. How are you today? Danny Maccabee
: What's with the accent? Katherine
: She's been working on some accents. Maggie
: I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am. Danny Maccabee
: How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana? Michael
: No, I'm more into Californication. Katherine
: When do you ever watch Californication? Maggie
: Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.
: Where does the name Devlin come from? Katherine
: She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her. Danny Maccabee
: A frenemy. Katherine
: Anyway, I got tired to them saying "I have to take a crap" and "I have to take a dump". So I told them it was called a Devlin. And they liked it. And it stuck.
: I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.
: You have kids? Katherine
: Huh? Hmmm? Palmer
: You have children? Danny Maccabee
: We have, sort of, a little bit of children right?
: Katherine, I can't go. Okay? Katherine
: Why? Eddie
: Because I texted a picture of my new equipment to my ex-girlfriend. Katherine
: Oh, you're disgusting. Eddie
: And I forgot she's engaged to a UFC fighter. He wants to punch me in the face. Katherine
: I wanna punch you in the face.
: [about Ian
] Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, a little bit of the red flag. Devlin Adams
: I've seen him do that with the soap.
: [Opening up a package of oddly constructed breast implants in the clinic
] What are these? Delivery Guy
: "Boobie bags." The women, they stick them in the flat chesties, and... make them big. Katherine
: [Holding up one of the bags
] These are not the "boobie bags" that I ordered. What is that? It's like a... like a syrup dispenser at an IHOP. I don't know what that is.
: [as they watch bikini-clad Palmer dive into the water
] She really wears that bikini well. Eddie
: Yeah... you know what she'd wear well? A dental floss and a pirate hat.