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Stephanie Dickinson (Character)
from Cactus Flower (1969)

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Cactus Flower (1969)
Stephanie: [looking at the label on the bottle] Oh, I didn't know they made champagne in Idaho.

Toni Simmons: A man who lies cannot love.
Stephanie: [about to close the door] That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie.
Toni Simmons: [after Stephanie leaves] Dirty married bachelor!

Stephanie: Well... I am no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life up on a tree.

[an Airline hostess from an Australian airline has phoned to ask if Dr Winston is free for a date that evening]
Dr. Julian Winston: Tell her I'm grounded!
Stephanie: [down the phone] I'm sorry, Miss, but Dr Winston doesn't do that kind of work any more.

Stephanie: I was married, when I was young.
Dr. Julian Winston: Married? I had no idea!
Stephanie: Neither did he!

[Julian has asked Stephanie if she would like to have a drink with him]
Stephanie: Are you asking me to go out?
Dr. Julian Winston: Why? Is there someone else in that closet?

[in the X-ray room, Julian reveals that he has hurt Mrs Durant - the first time he has caused a patient pain]
Stephanie: Pity it wasn't Mr Greenfield!

Stephanie: Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair.
Mrs. Durant: You really believe that, don't you. Sad.

Stephanie: Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.
Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.
[She exits]

Stephanie: [after putting the x-ray gun into place] Hold still, Señor Sánchez, or the basic woman is liable to x-ray your nose.

Stephanie: Funny how whenever people hurt your feelings, they're always doing it for your own good.

Dr. Julian Winston: Where were you all night?
Stephanie: It's all a blur, a beautiful blurry blur.

Dr. Julian Winston: I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that!
Stephanie: And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous...
Dr. Julian Winston: Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg...
Stephanie: Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine.

Dr. Julian Winston: Stephanie?
Stephanie: Doctor?
Dr. Julian Winston: I think I'm going to kiss you.
Stephanie: When will you know for sure?
Dr. Julian Winston: [They kiss passionately] I plan to do this often.
Stephanie: I'll make a note to remind you.

Harvey Greenfield: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.
Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.
Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.
[clinking glasses]
Stephanie: God forbid.

Dr. Julian Winston: Her name is Toni Simmons.
Stephanie: Oh. I'm supposed to give you a message: She's alive.

Señor Sánchez: What shall we drink?
Stephanie: Oh, let's have some of that crazy Idaho champagne.

Stephanie: How do you like children?
Harvey Greenfield: Barbecued.

Stephanie: Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila?
Dr. Julian Winston: [Looking slightly disgusted] Gin and tequila?
Stephanie: Yes. They call it the 'Mexican *Measles*'
Dr. Julian Winston: [Correcting her] 'Missile.'
Stephanie: They tell me it prevents malaria.

Stephanie: No-one needs a reason to hate Harvey.

Dr. Julian Winston: It's just not practical to keep one in the city.
Stephanie: A girl?
Dr. Julian Winston: No, a CAR !

Stephanie: Julian is going to marry you. A lot of girls would leap at that sort of swindle.

Stephanie: Why did you choose this place?
Harvey Greenfield: It's the new in-spot.
Stephanie: I never heard of it.
Harvey Greenfield: Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.

Just Go with It (2011)
Devlin Adams: So, where's Danny?
Katherine: [pause] Devlin, Danny is at his wedding.
Devlin Adams: Come again?
Katherine: I was never married to him. All a big lie I made up.
Devlin Adams: Why?
Katherine: Because I couldn't stand the thought of you knowing the truth.
Devlin Adams: Really?
Katherine: So, yeah. I'm a single mother. I have two kids I love more than anything in the world. I drive a Honda, I still have dial-up internet. I got a 2.7 GPA in college, not a 3.4. And while I'm at it telling the truth, I name my kids' poop after you. And I work for Danny. I'm his assistant. That's it.
Devlin Adams: Really? I would never have guessed this. I mean, you two had a real connection.
Katherine: He's great, he's the greatest guy, and I might even be in love with him, but it really doesn't matter at this moment because he is getting married to another person, right now.
Devlin Adams: [pause] Ian and I are breaking up.
Katherine: What? What happened?
Devlin Adams: Well for starters, he's gay. I mean look at him
Ian Maxtone Jones: [with a group of sailors] That's a strong muscle, right there. I'm squeezin'.
Katherine: Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.
Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.
Katherine: Oh! What about the iPod?
Devlin Adams: He didn't invent shit. He made his money suing the Dodgers after he got hit by a foul ball.
Katherine: [laughs] Oh God! So what?
Devlin Adams: Well, this is different?
Katherine: Yeah, I mean, why didn't we try this truth telling thing before?
Devlin Adams: I don't know.
[They hug. Devlin sees Danny behind Katherine]
Danny: Aww, that's nice. It's nice to tell the truth. The truth is fun, isn't it? Like were you telling the truth when you said you might be in love with me?
Devlin Adams: I'm gonna leave you two. Gotta go get a divorce.

Katherine: My tolerance level is here
[holds her hand at chest level]
Katherine: and if it goes up to here
[hand goes up to nose level]
Katherine: I'm taking my kids, I'm selling you out and I'm going home.

Palmer: I can't wait to Twitter this to all my friends.
Katherine: Oh, I forgot, you're 15.
[Danny accidentally kicks Palmer with the intention of kicking Katherine]
Palmer: Ouch! Did you just kick me?
Danny Maccabee: No I did not. Did you just kick her? Why did you kick her?

Maggie: [British accent] Hello, Dr. Danny. How are you today?
Danny Maccabee: What's with the accent?
Katherine: She's been working on some accents.
Maggie: I'll be taking acting classes and become the next Miley Cyrus. Yes, I am.
Danny Maccabee: How about you there, do you like Hannah Montana?
Michael: No, I'm more into Californication.
Katherine: When do you ever watch Californication?
Maggie: Rose lets us watch Showtime when she calls her boyfriend.

Danny Maccabee: Where does the name Devlin come from?
Katherine: She was an old sorority sister from college. She was my friend, yet I hated her.
Danny Maccabee: A frenemy.
Katherine: Anyway, I got tired to them saying "I have to take a crap" and "I have to take a dump". So I told them it was called a Devlin. And they liked it. And it stuck.

Katherine: I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.

Palmer: You have kids?
Katherine: Huh? Hmmm?
Palmer: You have children?
Danny Maccabee: We have, sort of, a little bit of children right?

Eddie: Katherine, I can't go. Okay?
Katherine: Why?
Eddie: Because I texted a picture of my new equipment to my ex-girlfriend.
Katherine: Oh, you're disgusting.
Eddie: And I forgot she's engaged to a UFC fighter. He wants to punch me in the face.
Katherine: I wanna punch you in the face.

Katherine: [about Ian] Devlin, I gotta tell you, last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, a little bit of the red flag.
Devlin Adams: I've seen him do that with the soap.

Katherine: [Opening up a package of oddly constructed breast implants in the clinic] What are these?
Delivery Guy: "Boobie bags." The women, they stick them in the flat chesties, and... make them big.
Katherine: [Holding up one of the bags] These are not the "boobie bags" that I ordered. What is that? It's like a... like a syrup dispenser at an IHOP. I don't know what that is.

Katherine: [as they watch bikini-clad Palmer dive into the water] She really wears that bikini well.
Eddie: Yeah... you know what she'd wear well? A dental floss and a pirate hat.