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: Which one do you like? Carmen
: I like the one that's not so smart. Juanita
: Which one is that?
: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress. Carmen
: And that you have done, now what? Dusty Bottoms
: Well we really dont have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.
: [El Guapo has kidnapped Carmen and taken her to his fortress
] Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo. Carmen
: I would rather die first! Conchita
: Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is? Carmen
: [Carmen shakes her head, trembling slightly with fear
] No... Conchita
: Good! Neither does El Guapo.
: [Carmen and Rodrigo have entered the telegraph's office to send a telegram to the Three Amigos to enlist their help with El Guapo
] Three Amigos, Goldsmith Pictures, Hollywood California... Telegrapher
: [nods as he is typing
: We have seen your deeds, and think you are very great. Telegrapher
: seen your deeds...
: We can pay you... One Hundred Thousand Pesos. Rodrigo
: One Hundred Thousand Pesos?
[telegrapher stops typing
: We do not have a hundred thousand pesos! Carmen
: Don't worry Rodrigo, they will refuse it. But it would be an insult, not to offer it to them. Telegrapher
: [nods head, continues to type
: One Hundred Thousand Pesos, if you come to Santo Poco, and put on a show of your strength, and stop the... the... Rodrigo
: Evil! Murdering!... Carmen
: Villaneous, El Guapo. So that once again, we can be, a peaceful village. Telegrapher
: [nods as he finishes typing
[wipes his brow, grabs a pencil and counts the words to determine the price
: 23 pesos.
: [looks to Rodrigo. Rodrigo looks at the cash, looks back to Carmen and shakes his head no
] We only have... ten. Telegrapher
: Hm. Okay, I give you the ten peso version!
[begins to mark through some of the words
: You are very great! One Hundred Thousand Pesos, if you come to Santo Poco, put on show, stop the...
[looks at the telegram, then looks up in thought, then back to Carmen
: I put, infamous, El Guapo! Carmen
: Infamous? Telegrapher
[Spanish for "yes"
: ! It means, evil, murdering, all like you said! And it will save you money! Carmen
: Oh, thank you! Telegrapher
: Com'o no!
[Spanish for "of course". He begins to enter the message via morse code to its destination