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: [after the Pope's ring has been stolen
] Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred? Pepperidge
: No comment. Italian Reporter
: Do you think they will recover the ring? Pepperidge
: If I give a comment, when I said 'no comment.' I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?
: Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*? Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: [holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought
] Now, how did you know that?
: *Talking about Clouseau* If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.
: It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined. Kenji
: I had to quite being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate. Vicenzo
: HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!
: Gentlemen, we first have to determine how the crime was committed. And as I am an expert at deduction... Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: You are an expert at deduction? Pepperidge
: That is my field. Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: I believe deduction is my field, and since you are experiencing hip pain... Pepperidge
: How did you know that? Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: One side of the sole of your shoe is more worn than the other; you're favoring your right leg. Pepperidge
: Tell me, did you enjoy your double espresso this morning? Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: How did you... Pepperidge
: Your pupils are noticeably dilated. Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: And will you be moving out of the Hotel Montmartre? They are doing construction at night around the Montmartre so as not to disturb daytime traffic. From your puffy eyes, I deduce you spent a sleepless night. Pepperidge
: Speaking of traffic, are you enjoying your Smart car? Your trousers are wrinkled behind the knees. Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: And how do you think your favorite football team, Arsenal, will do this year? That matchbox is from the only bar in Paris that shows English football telecasts. Pepperidge
: You have tissues in your shoes to make you look taller. Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: You were finally 14 before you finally learned to enjoy avocado. Pepperidge
: Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the airport this morning? Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: Now, how did you know that?
[the airport stamp on Clouseau's hand is visible to everyone
: Perhaps one of you should begin. Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: Yes, this is silly. Pepperidge
: You've recently lost your favorite cheese grater. Insp. Jacques Clouseau
: You have an aversion to cow bells! Vicenzo
: Stop the insanity and look at this:
[Vincenzo picks up a piece of broken glass
: Il Tornado is not as careful as he thinks.