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Hephaestus (Character)
from Clash of the Titans (2010)

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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
[Vulcan seethes with jealousy as the Baron escorts his wife, Venus, to the ballroom]
Vulcan: Come and see the ballroom. Come and see... the ballroom.
[still fuming as they enter]
Vulcan: NICE, ISN'T IT?

Baron Munchausen: What's this?
Vulcan: Oh, this is our prototype. RX, uh, Intercontinental, radar-sneaky, multi-warheaded nuclear missile.
Baron Munchausen: Ah! What does it do?
Vulcan: Do? Kills the enemy.
Baron Munchausen: All the enemy?
Vulcan: Aye, all of them. All their wives, and all their children, and all their sheep, and all their cattle, and all their cats and dogs. All of them. All of them gone for good.
Sally: That's horrible.
Vulcan: Ahh. Well, you see, the advantage is you don't have to see one single one of them die. You just sit comfortably thousands of miles away from the battlefield and simply press the button.
Berthold: Well, where's the fun in that?

Venus: I am a goddess! I can do what I like!
Vulcan: And I am The God, so shut up!

Venus: You never let me have any friends!
Vulcan: I'll not have you wiggling at philanderers, you floozy!

Sally: Where's the fun in that?
Vulcan: Oh, we cater for all types here. You'd be surprised.

"Justice League Unlimited: Hawk and Dove (#1.4)" (2004)
Ares: You said, "come back Tuesday," it's Tuesday. I want my suit!
Hephaestus: Patience, brother. You know how much I care about the details.
Ares: It doesn't have to be pretty, Hephaestus. Where it's going, things aren't supposed to be pretty!
Hephaestus: Present company excluded, of course.

[when Wonder Woman arrives]
Hephaestus: I made that armor for your mother. Did she ever thank me? No! I love your mom, but she didn't have your build.

Princess Diana: How do you stop it?
Hephaestus: You knew to ask! I do leave a small weakness in each of my creations. An Achilles' heel, if you will. It's so no one ever gets too powerful. You know what they say: "Only Zeus is perfect."
Princess Diana: And what's the Annihilator's weakness?
Hephaestus: Diana! You wouldn't want me to go around telling people the weakness in your armor, would you?

Wrath of the Titans (2012)
Hephaestus: One last godly deed...
[takes on Ares]

Hephaestus: You are Perseus, son of Zeus. 'Release the Kraken,' all of that.

"Xena: Warrior Princess: Looking Death in the Eye (#5.19)" (2000)
Xena: So you're the God of Arts and Crafts. What do you do for a hobby?
Hephaestus: Help my family kill your child by first killing you, Xena.
Xena: No, that's a perversion, not a hobby.

Athena: First there was Eli. The masses adored him and the message he conveyed. You killed him.
Ares, God of War: Again with the Eli. He had to die, Sis. How many times do I have-?
Athena: His death sparked the uprising against us that Xena capitalized on at Amphipolis, where you chose to fight at her side I might add. What's left to come?
Hephaestus: Athena, Xena took Celesta.
Ares, God of War: Well, I guess you got your answer.