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: My lord and lady, the Titans have escaped, and they're practically at our gates! Zeus
: Sound the alarm! Launch an immediate counterattack! Go! Go! Hermes
: Gone, babe.
: Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.
[Hermes gives a bouquet of flowers to Hera
] Hera; Hercules' Mother
: Why, Hermes, they're lovely. Hermes
: Yeah, you know, I had Orpheus do the arrangement. Isn't that too nutty?
: I need more thunderbolts. Hermes
: Hephaestus has been captured, my lord. Everyone's been captured!
[Hermes is dragged away by Pain and Panic
: *I've* been captured! Whoa. Hey, watch the glasses.
: Felix Faust is on the loose. Princess Diana
: Felix Faust is dead. Hermes
: Yes, and pretty upset about it, too.
: I've got something for you, here, it's pretty important. Zeus paid for overnight service. Here it is.
[Hands Diana a scroll
] Princess Diana
: "For a good time, call Podênemos." Hermes
: [takes back the scroll chuckling
] Wrong scroll. I think I got a shot, it's her cell number... Here we go.
[reads the scroll
: "By decree of Zeus, father of Olympus, it is so ordered: Diana of Themyscira will travel to Tartarus and set right what has been disturbed." Princess Diana
: He's telling me to go to... Hermes
: Why should I care? Hermes
: You mean, besides the whole direct-order-from-the-gods thing?
: Hercules Busts Heads Season 1 Hermes
: Best TV Shows ever Hermes
: So of course... cancelled