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: You! You're the cause of it all! It was your idea! General
: No, no your highness... Baron von Schtupp Prince Hapnik
: I don't care, I don't care! You're banished. I'm getting a new tucker-inner! Banished, banished, banished!
: Leslie escaped? General
: With a small friar. Professor Fate
: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
: I won't do it! General
: Then you leave us no alternative.
[He draws a gun and points it at him
: I'll do it!
: When we get back to the palace, you must trim your mustache. You must look exactly like the prince. Can you laugh? Fate
: What do you mean, can I laugh? General
: Well, the prince has a very individual laugh. Fate
: Like what? General
: Uh... ah ha HA ha ha.
[Fate tries to leave, but the General stops him and demonstrates again
: Ah ha HA ha ha. Fate
: HA HA HA HA HA. General
: No, that's too much bass. The prince is more of a soprano.
: It's been my experience, General, that there is little advantage to winning if one wins too easily. Prince Hapnik
: Rah! Oh oh, rah! Oh rah! Oh rah ah ah! What do you think of that, General? General
: An admirable point of view, for anyone but a soldier. In my profession, to win is imperative. To win easily is a blessing.