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: Your parents are probably wondering where you are. Juno MacGuff
: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
: You think you're really going to do this? Juno MacGuff
: Yea, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter. Vanessa Loring
: That's great. Mark Loring
: Keep it in the oven.
: Oh, *wicked* pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy - not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly who do they think they're fooling? Vanessa Loring
: You found us in the PennySaver?
: And this, of course, is Juno. Mark Loring
: Like the city in Alaska? Juno MacGuff
: No. Mark Loring
: No? Hon, shall we sit down and get to know one another? Vanessa Loring
: Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice or... Juno MacGuff
: I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up. Mac MacGuff
: She's kidding. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.
: How do I look? Bren
: Like a new mom. Scared shitless.
: [after Vanessa's asks him if he found an apartment
] It's not an apartment, it's a loft. Vanessa Loring
: Well, aren't you the cool guy?
: Whats that thing? Vanessa Loring
: It's a Pilates machine. Mac MacGuff
: What do you make with it? Vanessa Loring
: Oh you don't make anything with it, its for exercise. Mac MacGuff
: Oh. My wife ordered one of those Tony Little Gazelles off the television... I don't know about that guy. He doesn't look right.
: What's wrong? Why are you crying? Juno MacGuff
: I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.
: [showing ultrasound photo
] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?" Vanessa Loring
: Aww, it kind of does.
: What are you saying? Mark Loring
: That it feels a little like bad timing. Vanessa Loring
: What would be a good time for you, Mark? Mark Loring
: There's just some things that I still want to do. Vanessa Loring
: Like what? Be a rock star? Mark Loring
: Don't mock me. Vanessa Loring
: I'm just saying that this is - this is something that's never gonna happen. You know -Your shirt is stupid. Grow up. If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain, I'm never gonna be a mother. Mark Loring
: I never said I'd be a good father.
: [about painting the baby's nursery
] You could just wait a couple months. It's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls. Vanessa Loring
: What to Expect says that readying the baby's room is an important process for women. It's called "nesting." Mark Loring
: Nesting, huh? Are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?