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: Boy, I'm lucky. Do you know when I first found out I was lucky? Steve Wiley
: When? Malcolm Smith
: When I entered the "Send in a Poochy Pup Dog Food jingle for the Poochy Pup Dog Food" jingle contest. You wanna hear how it goes? Steve Wiley
: No, but I will.
[on his jingle
] Malcolm Smith
: You like it? Steve Wiley
: I think it'll live forever. Maybe longer!
: [referring to sexy movie star Anita Ekberg
] Do I know her? She drives me crazy! Malcolm Smith
: [obviously excited
] Me too! Steve Wiley
: She keeps coming to my back door and wants to borrow a couple of cups of sugar... Malcolm Smith
: Sugar? That's nice, yeah! Steve Wiley
: ...a couple eggs... Steve Wiley
: Oh, eggs! Good! Steve Wiley
: I go over to her place - I borrow a grapefruit or two... Malcolm Smith
: [aroused by the metaphor
] Oh, that's cute!
: [getting into the car
] You're a dear sweet young man.
[seeing the dog
] Old Lady
: Oh my, does he bite? Steve Wiley
] Only me lady.
: [watching Malcolm blow on the dice
] Don't drown 'em - just make snake eyes!
: [to Malcolm
] I'm thinkin' of somethin'. I'm thinkin' of double homicide - one for each of your heads!