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[Pointing gun at camera
: I hate to break this to you, but this isn't gonna be an open casket.
: [picks up a missing child poster
] I see you got my invitation. Gretel
: Say your name before my arrows rip out your throat. Muriel
: I go by many names. None of which you are worthy of pronouncing.
[Muriel grins as she slowly reveals her true self to Gretel
] Oh my God!
: The Curse of Hunger for Crawling Things. I fucking hate that one.
: Wow, this is amazing. And, uh, weird. Hansel
: It's a little creepy. Gretel
: You really keep all this stuff? Hansel
: [trying to end the conversation
] All right, well... Ben
: I just have SO many questions, do you mind? Hansel
: [still trying to end the conversation
] You know, we have... Gretel
: Oh no, no no no, you go ahead.
[smirks as Hansel kicks her under the table
: All right, uh, okay, uh, how do you best kill a witch? Gretel
] Hansel? Hansel
: [pauses to glare at Gretel
] Uh, cutting off their heads tends to work... and ripping out their hearts... and skinning them is also nice... Gretel
: Yeah, but burning them is the best way, 'cause it's the only way to be safe. Ben
: Burning, yeah, of course! Hansel
: [muttering into his mug
] Burn 'em all...
: And pray, what are your names, my poor children? Gretel
] My name is Gretel. Hansel
: And my name is Hansel. Bugs Bunny
: [entirely puzzled
] Hansel? Hannnsel? Hansel?
: Run for your dear little lives. She is a witch, and means to eat you for her supper! Gretel
: Ach! Hansel
: Und himmel! Gretel
: [in unison, to the Witch
] Ahhh, your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!
: You've been Hoodvinked! Too!
] Ava Zimmer
: What you reading? Henry Mills
: 'The Hulk... vs Wolverine'.
: You know it'd be nice if you could be a little more supportive. Hansel
: You're adopted.